Six Ladies You’d Want To Hit On At A Club But Which You Should Stay Away From

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The club is one of the places people go to practice that ever important of all rituals, the mating ritual. More specifically, bars and clubs are where guys go to pick up someone to practice the said mating ritual.

Almost every night, especially on weekends, men worldwide flood to local lounges, clubs, and bars trying to pick up women. There are however some types of ladies you would want to hit on, but it’s best you stay far away from. If you use your better judgment, you will probably agree with us.

The Bartender
You will most likely be wasting your time hitting on a bartender. She gets paid to lure guys to the club. She makes her money off of being nice to you and so many other men that you can’t help but keep coming back and so that you’ll keep coming back spending all that money on her for a few seconds of “personal” time.

Despite the fact that there are ways to get a bartender, attempting to do so at the busiest time of the night on the busiest day is plain right stupid.

The Drunk Girl
Do all you possibly can to stay away from any drunk girl at the club. She will definitely be more trouble than she’s worth. Hitting on a girl that can’t, and won’t, remember your name the next day is just asking for trouble.

If the girl doesn’t know when to say when and can’t consciously agree to anything, then you need to say no.

You always want to make sure a woman has control of all her faculties as it will keep you from getting accused of taking advantage of her, and, you’ll really know she was in to you or not when you exchange info.

The Lady With Her Man
A lot of guys get the unbelievable courage to recklessly walk up to a lady that has her man with her. It is never right to hit on a girl that’s clearly with her man. Don’t do it, or you’re asking to get your face rearranged.

If you’re confused as to the relationship between her and the man she’s with, look at body language.

If her body is facing his, if they’re making physical contact (hugs and such), if they’re kissing, kindly leave her alone. She’s with the guy. Not only would you be disrespecting her, you’d be disrespecting him. Men surely don’t do well with being disrespected by other guys.

The Lesbian
If you can see she’s clearly into girls, there’s no need to bother especially if she’s cuddled in a corner with another woman. Move on man. She definitely won’t want what you’re selling but if she’s flirting with guys and gals, feel free to approach respectfully.

The Wild One
The wild lady at the lounge definitely looks like fun but the truth is she is only looking for attention. All the false freakiness she is putting up is all an act. The best way to get the wild one is to do the reverse of what all other guys are doing. Just don’t pay attention to her.

Let her see you not paying attention to her. You don’t have to hit on her as she will wonder why you’re not drooling over her and hit on you. Alternatively, you can check out her quiet friend who isn’t use to attention. She would love a little at such moments.

The Last Ditch Effort Girl
As the night is about to end, the animal instincts in a lot of men get the better of them as they attempt to get anyone available. Near the end of the night, guys can get desperate.

If you weren’t interested in her three hours earlier, the only thing that’s changed in that amount of time is the level of alcohol in your system.

She surely won’t magically become more attractive. Do yourself a favour and leave her alone.



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