No Woman Wants Me In Bed – Man With The World’s Largest Manhood Cries Out

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The man with the world’s biggest manhood has lamented that he cannot find any woman to make love with him.

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Meet Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from Saltillo, Mexico, whose manhood is measuring a huge 18.9 inches, gained prominence in 2015 after he was filmed weighing it to prove its authenticity.

His half-metre member smashed the record previously believed to have belonged to American actor Jonah Falcon, whose male organ was 9.5 inches flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect.

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from Saltillo, Mexico, whose manhood is measuring a huge 18.9 inches, gained prominence in 2015
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from Saltillo, Mexico, whose manhood is measuring a huge 18.9 inches, gained prominence in 2015: Barcroft Images

In a chat with Barcroft TV, Roberto said:

“I am famous because I have the biggest p*nis in the world.

“I am happy with my p*nis, I know nobody has the size I have. I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognize this record.

“I do not have an active sex life as my p*nis is just too big to have intercourse. Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.”

“While living in the USA, I did attempt to have sex twice, but the first woman backed out as soon as she saw my p*nis and the other one had to stop because it was too painful.

“My p*nis is a “disability” and stops me from working and this forces me to rely on food banks to survive.

“I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees.

“I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.

“The government has recognized me as disabled after initially dismissing my claim. Every four months they give me some economic assistance but it is not enough. I visit the food banks everyday to take my meals at 12 ‘o clock.

“I am happy with my p*nis and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there. I don’t feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women. One of them will be the right size for me.

“I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there and the people are not like over here, they are more liberal, they don’t care about what I have in my pants.”

However, in spite of his pride, members of the medical community have urged him to at least consider a penile reduction.

Doctor Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said: “We have advised him ‘Mr Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your p*nis so that it doesn’t hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children.’

“But he doesn’t accept it, he’d rather have a p*nis bigger than the rest of the people.

“In Latin culture whoever has the bigger p*nis is more macho.

“It’s something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feels special. He was obsessed with the p*nis length when he was a teenager.

“He began with this enlargement since he was a teenager, wrapping some bands around his p*nis with some weights and trying to stretch it.

“Due to the size of Roberto’s p*nis, he suffers health problems like frequent urinary tract infections because not all his urine escapes his lengthy foreskin and even while asleep, his gargantuan p*nis is an issue because he is unable to sleep chest down and has to put it on its own pillow to escape discomfort during the night.”



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