It’s hard for a human being to be an island, and most times you have interact and, sometimes, live with other human beings.
Living with other human beings isn’t quite so easy, and more often that not, having to share the same space can lead to some pretty terrible experiences.
I wanted to know if people had similar experiences to mine, so I took to Twitter with a simple question.
What’s the worst roommate experience you’ve ever had?
— Mayowa George (@Wana____) September 14, 2016
I wasn’t ready for the replies. Responses went from
@Wana____ had a roommate that was always touching herself, even when we had guests, she’d get so carried away and not stop till she came.
— HM Ry’a (@Azxria_) September 14, 2016
@Wana____ one babe that was always peeing in the room, in the middle of the night, in the bucket she baths with.
— Très chic (@LadeKale) September 14, 2016
Guy kept walking around naked https://t.co/b4zsBCLTDi
— Edward Teach (@_Themasochist) September 14, 2016
This motherfucker (excuse me French) bed wetted from the top bunk and the pee dripped on my head 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/FmcXGCtash
— . (@TheMayowaa) September 14, 2016
I had a roommate that smelled like pussy all the time lol. Like everything, her hands, her clothes https://t.co/HqppEjz0Ol
— bitchassprincess🇳🇬 (@thevainaddict) September 14, 2016
She was naked and dripping period blood and wanted to see what I was laughing at on my phone. https://t.co/wDXnQ3lxYQ
— ayanfe. (@adetolaaa_) September 15, 2016
Homegirl wouldn’t bath for days on end. Smoked and did lesbian tins on my bed. https://t.co/LHW0unrdiS
— Zikora (@Somms_N) September 14, 2016
The thieves and greedy people
@Wana____ roomate that used to steal my milo and blow air inside the refill pack 😭😭😭
— Olajounpe (@klaSICKal_) September 14, 2016
Extremely dirty and smelling
@Wana____ one babe that never washes her underwear and stores them under her pillow
— Lana Kane. (@KingMo_O) September 14, 2016
The really, really annoying
@Wana____ one that wouldn’t let me sleep because of midnight prayers against witches and wizards.
— Gozie (@Chi_gor_gor) September 14, 2016
Straight up hilarious
He would always walk around shirtless when I had female friends over. 😪 https://t.co/L22jN67wj9
— Ebuka Nwobu (@EbukaSID) September 15, 2016
I’d beat him on FIFA and he’d get physical. https://t.co/tyGBK7GzYs
— Kamal. (@FemiPhoenix) September 15, 2016
His bunk was beside mine, at night he would always masturbate facing me and asking me to pass the tissue. https://t.co/bBj0x3MoAo
— Lone wolf (@Dear_Jorge) September 15, 2016
One guy that brought ashewo over the long hols and refused to pay her, she vexed and peed on everything in the room https://t.co/ulvNMWQPCB
— O JI AKA AGBAJI IGWE (@Kxngkaysee_) September 15, 2016
Ever had a terrible roommate experience? Share in the comments section!