Ever wondered what your fellow Nigerians thought about their country? Ever questioned the patriotism of the Nigeria people? Or considered anyone’s true thoughts on what they really saw when they looked into their country?
Don’t wander or wonder further.
Here is what Nigerians really think and it’s not good, at all. Matter-of-factly, it’s extremely hilarious.
@giftednoble – #WhatItMeansToBeNigerian when mum sends you to go & buy salt & you lost d money on d road. Chei!! dead on arrival. –
Refers to the beating a Nigerian child receives for misplacing money when sent on an errand. Why do they beat their children for misplacing money though?
— Noble Ajuzieogu (@giftednoble) July 28, 2016
@Hisroyaldopenez – When you see the girl that curved you in SS1 pregnant in SS2 #WhatItMeansToBeNigerian
— i No Well (@Hisroyaldopenez) July 28, 2016
The Whooping/Disciplinary starter pack pic.twitter.com/kXkkQZI4N5
— Dérin F (@_lifeofOJ) July 28, 2016
@Gospotainment – #whatitmeanstobenigerian When you feel there is a need for the whole world to know you cried during worship!
Thanks to android phones with camera and video recorder, everyone can finally know you went to church.
— Gospotainment (@Gospotainment) July 28, 2016
@_VoUdO – #WhatItMeansToBeNigerian Putting all our differences aside to defend our jollof against other countries
On a real though, no one does Jollof life as good as Nigerians.
— SAVED (@_VoUdOU_) July 28, 2016
@DONHALOGEN – When your uncle dona gives you money… All of a sudden u hear… “Lemme keep it for you” #WhatItMeansToBeNigerian
We know, we went through it too. Sadly we always got reminded how many decades we have been fed free-of-charge if we dared to ask for the money back.
When your uncle dona gives you money…
All of a sudden u hear…
— DON (@DONHALOGEN) July 28, 2016
@TheDejiBalogun – #WhatItMeansToBeNigerian Me: I’m going to my friend’s house Mum: Why can’t your friends come here?
The way every Nigerian mum used this line, it’s hard to believe they don’t have the same ancestors.
— Savage (@TheDejiBalogun) July 28, 2016
— CHO (@Chidubem__O) July 28, 2016
Ohhhhhhhh. Who did this? Lol.
— Wale Adetona (@iSlimfit) July 28, 2016
- Tomisin ✨
@TOMIISKIN – #WhatItMeansToBeNigerian when you tell your mum you saw a cat in your dream.
— Tomisin ✨ (@TOMIISKING_) July 28, 2016