Eric Cantona Applies For England Manager In Creative Message

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Since the English coach, Roy Hodgson, resigned as coach, there has been a question of who will next be coach.

BREAKING: Hodgson Resigns As England Manager After Euro 2016 Defeat To Iceland

Now, English and Manchester United legendary striker, Eric Cantona has stepped forward. In a shirtless video, he made fun of England’s loss to Iceland, amongst other things.

Eric Cantona pledged;

“I, potential future manager of England, promise never to lose against a small frozen island where the goalkeeper is a movie director and the second coach is a dentist.

“I, manager of England, will ask the giant Harry Kane not to hit crucial free-kicks but to be on the other end of it for a header. Especially if you are going to hit that free-kick to the moon.

“I, manager of England, will take Sir Alex Ferguson as my special advisor and my good friend Peter Schmeichel for the assistant job. So for the same price, you will get Tintin and the Captain Haddock!”

And so it goes on with countless more promises…

 

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