A major shock to the world of football and cause for joy for all Manchester United fans out there, as Sir Alex Ferguson revealed he’ll be coming out of retirement.
The legendary manager called time on his managerial career in 2013, winning Manchester United’s 20th EPL before leaving.
David Moyes went on as his replacement and did a shabby job of it, with Van Gaal taking over from him.
With United in danger of missing out on UCL qualification, Sir Alex Ferguson has decided it is time to save a club he loves.
“I have been idle for too long and can’t take it anymore. No one seems to know how to manage my club, they take over and ruin all my hard work with their ineptitude
“I have decided to fix that, by returning to Old Trafford and taking back what belongs to me. We can qualify for the UCL and I intend to return the prestige United has lost”
In his outrage and diatribe, Ferguson went on to call David Moyes and Van Gaal names, we would rather not type.
Before we forget, HAPPY APRIL 1ST.