“SexToy” Company To Pay Amber Rose For “Kanye’s Favorite Finger”

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Amber Rose, an ex-girlfriend to rapper Kanye West might be smiling to the bank soon as the largest sex-toy company has reached out to her to form a partnership of some sort following her “Kanye’s favorite finger” drama.

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The letter which is written by ”Sex Toy” owner, Dave, reads thus;

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Amber,

Let me first off say that I am a huge fan of yours. You are beautiful, sexy, and as the world now knows from your recent exchange with Kanye West over Twitter, a woman to not mess with! Which makes you fabulous in my opinion, and someone I would love to enter into a partnership with on a new toy line.

First, Let me introduce myself to you. My name is Sextoy Dave and I am the owner of sextoy.com the LARGEST distributor of sex toys sold online. I have been in business since the early days of the internet, selling millions of dollars in product yearly for the past 20 years.

You may also recognize me as the bachelor with the stripper pole in my house on the show Millionaire Matchmaker.

I am very thankful for your Tweet since it’s help to educate many people on the joys of Prostate Stimulation. For far too long this type of sexual activity was considered taboo or something that just gay men indulged in. Nothing could be further from the truth. The prostate is often referred to as the “male G-spot”.

Many men can achieve orgasm solely through the stimulation of their prostate gland. This is called “ Prostate Massage” For many years the only products online that sextoy.com sold to help men were mostly prostate massagers-The shape of a prostate massager is very similar to a finger, since prostate massages are traditionally given digitally.

This is where you FIT in Amber… We need your finger! We would like to speak to you or your representatives as soon as possible about casting a mold of your hand, especially the one that contains Kanye’s favorite finger.

I am prepared to present you with your own line and big percentage in this type of toy. We know there are a lot of people who are now curious what it feels like to be Kanye- We also know that there are many who would like to give him the finger.

Feel free to hit me up at my email address listed below. I can assure you this can be a huge WIN/WIN for both of us and that I am not full of…well u know what.

Best Regards.

 

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Though Kanye denies Amber’s tweet ”Awww @kanyewest are u mad I’m not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch☝” SexToys love it and intend to pay the hand.

Amber’s hand will be insured pretty soon seeing as it is suddenly a priced jewel of inestimable value. All thanks to Kanye for calling her out and her reply with the worst hashtag of all time #KanyesAnalPlaylist.

 

Photo Credit, TMZ

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