Woman Uses Vaginal Yeast To Make Bread

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A British woman, Zoe Stavri, decided to made quite the controversial decision by using her excess vaginal yeast to, ah, make a loaf of bread and blog about it.

The woman said after some discomfort from her condition, she got the genius idea to use it to make some pastry. She decide to share the progress on Twitter, using a hashtag, .

vaginal yeast bread

In addition to tweeting the progress of her peculiar experiment, Zoe shared the ‘recipe’ for making her bread on her blog. It goes thus,

Ingredients:

1 small Greek coffee-sized cup of plain flour
1/2 small Greek coffee-sized cup of water
As much vaginal yeast as I could scrape off a dildo I put in my vagina–my estimate is that there was about as much of it as would lightly coat a single tine of a fork, and no more.

Method: 

  • Mix the ingredients together.
  • Cover in foil, leave.
  • The next day, “feed” it 1 small Greek coffee-sized cup of flour, 1/2 small Greek coffee-sized cup of water.
  • Cover it back up
  • Repeat the feeding
  • Idk what I’ll do next, I’m only on the third day.

She then further explained,

“It all started with a fatal combination of a slightly perverse sense of humour, a keenly scientific mind, and touch of the thrush. Waking up on Saturday with the familiar itchy burny fanny, I giggled to myself “maybe I could make bread with that”. And that ticked into, “well, I’ve always wanted to try making my own sourdough anyway” and then a “fuck, would that even work?” and then I got curious and the next thing that happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water.”

King

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