Give A Cool Caption And WIN Airtime Vouchers

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Some English will make you scream…Jisox!

O boy! This picture from trending hashtag #CaptureLifeFive13, reminded me of one ‘Danfo experience’ I had last week. Lol

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I was sitting in the back row, waiting for the last passenger to arrive and suddenly, I heard a heated argument between the conductor and the supposed passenger. The lady was objecting to the conductor sitting beside her as the actual number of passengers per row is supposed to be four, but unknown to her, the conductor has to sit on that row with the already seated four passengers.

The conductor told her calmly, “Madam, na five dey sit down here”. On hearing this, she flared up, “What do you mean? Do you think we are sardines, what kind of inhumane act is that?

In a bid to respond to her ‘Big English’, the conductor responded, “Madam, conductor is sit down here!

Immediately he said this, someone at the front seat shouted, ‘Jisox!’  The passengers erupted in laughter; she clearly got what she wanted.

That wasn’t all o, the conductor got angry so decided to create a room for himself, he pulled his frame upright locking his fingers on the bus’ roof only to reveal a hairy black disgusting armpit. I couldn’t take. I almost fainted, Lol.

Anyways back to the hashtag #CaptureLifeFive13; people have been uploading cool life experiences on Twitter and my source has confirmed that actually anyone can upload pictures with the hashtag.


Give a cool caption and WIN N1000.00

That’s the fun part! You can even win Recharge card vouchers by giving your uploaded picture a cool caption and if you don’t want to upload any pictures (well, ‘cos you don’t have data I suppose☺), you can caption an existing post and win a recharge card voucher!

So, let’s get down to it. I sha caption the above picture as Danfo palava #CaptureLifeFive13.I hope I win☺

I’ll leave you with some pictures to caption and WIN Awoof recharge cards!

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Sally is the author of the Fish Brain series and Boys With Toys. She has written other online series like The Immortals’ Code, No heart Feelings, Novocaine Knights, To Tame a Virgin and In Pursuit of Kyenpia. She lives in Lagos with her husband and kids and loves the occasional bar lounging with friends. She blogs on or you can follow her on Twitter @NovocainKnights

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