Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe: “I Want To Marry Barack Obama”

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Robert Mugabe is finally revealing his feelings for his US counterpart, Barack Obama.

The Supreme Court of the United States had made a landmark ruling, making same-sex marriages legal throughout the country.

The Zimbabwean president, reacting to the news, revealed he would now propose to Obama.

“I’ve just concluded since President Obama endorses the same-sex marriage, advocates homosexual people and enjoys an attractive countenance thus if it becomes necessary , I shall travel to Washington, D.C., get down on my knee , and ask his [Obama’s] hand. I can’t understand how this people dare to defy Christ’s explicit orders as our Lord prohibited mankind from sodomy,” Mugabe said.

Mugabe was speaking on the ZBC radio station, and revealed his confusion at the ruling.

“I can’t understand how this people dare to defy Christ’s explicit orders as our Lord prohibited mankind from sodomy,” 90-year old Mugabe said.

 

Wana

Wana

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