Liverpool’s New Signing Roberto Firmino Has The Most Hilarious Personal Website Ever

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Liverpool have dealt out a lot of cash to new signing Roberto Firmino, and we hope he uses some of it on his personal website.

It’s commonplace for celebrities to have personal websites, but Firmino’s looks like it was yanked out of the pages of an 8-year old’s coloring book.

When you open, the first thing that hits you is the background tune that gives you the feeling you’re playing GoldenEye 007 on a Nintendo 64.

After you finally find out how to stop the music, the jumble of colors is almost an eyesore, and the headers make pop sounds as you scroll over them.

And on every page, a picture of Firmino follows every time you move the cursor, as if to say, “I’m watching your every scroll.” Creepy.

We do hope there are some Liverpool fans who are web designers and will help their new signing fix this monstrosity.

See screenshots of the website below.

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