If, in future, there happen to ever be an advert for not injecting things into your penis, this would be it.
Sadly, Szilveszter was so unhappy with the size of his manhood he decided to do something about it himself. On the cheap, using a syringe full of Vaseline.
Since Vaseline is a foreign body, after an initial period when everything seemed fine, Szilveszter’s body then rejected the injected substance so aggressively he nearly lost his penis completely.
He was left with a horribly disfigured, bleeding penis that was so painful to touch he was completely unable to have sex.
‘This was the worst mistake in my life because I don’t feel like a real man,’ he told TLC’s Extreme Beauty Disasters.
The terrible decision to self-operate was made after a chat with a close pal.
‘I said to my friend: “I think I need to lose weight because my penis is small”. He told me: “You don’t need to lose weight, I can help you”.
My friend injected the Vaseline into my penis.’
The immediate effect was a much bigger penis, and Szilveszter was initially happy. But nine months ago something changed.
‘After he did it I was happy because it looked bigger. Then nine months ago things went bad. I felt something, it was painful.’
His penis was bleeding and disfigured with hard, painful lumps – but Szilveszter’s GP told him he couldn’t help.
Plastic surgeon Dr Vijh labelled his misshapen penis a ‘disaster’, full of scar tissue from where his body had reacted to the petroleum jelly.
He was told the hard lumps would eventually break through the skin.
‘I had to stop sex with my wife because it’s very painful now. I can’t use it,’ Szilveszter explained.
He was warned he might need skin grafts, and an MRI revealed it was 15 times more swollen than an ordinary penis.
‘I’m going to have to skin his whole penis like a banana. Then I will have to roll it back up and stitch it closed,’ Dr Vijh explained.
Thankfully, the procedure was a success.
‘Many people told me it was impossible,’ said Szilveszter. ‘Now it’s working again!’
Let this be a lesson folks: keep the Vaseline for the chapped lips.
Extreme Beauty Disasters is on TLC Thursdays at 8pm
Warning: Graphic images
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