Comedy Central organised a roast for superstar Justin Bieber, and it was as brutal as it could possibly get.
The roast master was Kevin Hart, and included Snoop Dogg, Martha Stewart, Ludacris, Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell), Shaquille O’Neil, Jeff Ross, Hannibal Buress, Chris D’Elia, and Pete Davidson.
The roast — which lasted for four hours — was kicked off by Hart, who said they were “gonna do what parents and the legal system should have done a long time… give the boy an ass wooping he deserves.”
Some of the jabs on the night included:
“Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here” – Kevin Hart.
“You have it all… except love, friends, good parents and a Grammy.” – Chris D’Elia
“Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy.” – Hannibal Buress
“Justin, you’re so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right.” – Snoop
“All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.” – Natasha Legerro
“Justin… you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low… and he uses your music to torture people.” – Shaq
“Sixty million Twitter followers? The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.” – Martha Stewart
“Orlando Bloom took a swing at you, you have a perfume called Girlfriend, you threw eggs at a house… not gangsta.” – Kevin Hart
“You act so much like a p–sy, Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you.” – Ludacris
Bieber also had his time as he gave a rebuttal to those who roasted him.
“Damn, you guys were brutal,” he said. “This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I’ll tell them I got my d–k kicked in. I should have known.”
“What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million?” Justin continued. “A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.”
“Martha Stewart: Thanks for coming. I’ll bet that’s something you don’t do much of anymore.”
The Justin Bieber roast will air on the 30th of March on Comedy Central.