6 Basic Reasons Why A Big PENIS Remains A Scary Enemy To A Small VAGINA

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In a perfect world, every woman desires to have a man or hookup who would have just the perfect size of penis – not too big and not too small – but this is not a perfect world, and the truth is that size can sometimes be an issue. His penis and your vagina might not always match up perfectly.

The good news here is that vaginas in general are able to fit all shapes and sizes of penises. “Given appropriate arousal and lubrication, most vaginas can expand to fit whatever size penis,” says Streicher.

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Even at that, it is necessary we know the main reasons why a big penis is never going to have a easy ride on a small vagina.

In respect to that, Metro publication unveils reasons never to date a man with big penis.

1. Vaginas don’t fit

Vaginas don’t fit Or rather, it doesn’t fit any vaginas, it’s a bit like trying to squeeze Optimus Prime into an aeroplane loo.

Any kind of action is going to require serious forward-planning and very careful manoeuvers if you want to avoid serious damage to one or both parties

2. Cystitis

Because nothing says romance wants to have you bruise your girlfriend’s urethra so badly till she ends up peeing fire.

3. A very real risk of suffocation

In porn the whole ‘woman almost choking on man meat’ is probably quite hot, but In real life no woman wants to go out like that.

4. Careful, measured sex

OK, so there’s no downside to the fact several hours of foreplay becomes a necessity rather than a nicety.

5. You will always need lubrication

Always. Fancy a quickie in the back of your Fiesta in the station car park? Yeah. I hope you carry lube around in your handbag.

6. Vanilla sex

With a small or average-sized member you can both rut away to your little hearts’ content with you on top, them on top, sitting down, from behind, from the side and so on, in an almost unending series of combinations.

Larger lads have to content themselves with one ole faithful – whichever one doesn’t make their lady howl in agony.

Datboyjerry

Datboyjerry

I am but your herald boy in the art of the pen.. An eccentric Environmental Biologist smouldered in the glorious epiphany of online journalism. If you ever find my article unduly insipid, sue me and i’ll refund you...

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