James Franco may have been the host of “Saturday Night Live” this weekend, but Nicki Minaj stole the show.
The ‘Anaconda’ rapper who stepped in as Kim Kardashian on “Weekend Update” was intended to be the musical act, but stole the show, where she acted like the reality star. ‘Hi you guys, it’s me, Kim!’
“Hi you guys, it’s me, Kim,” she said wearing a low-cut, cleavage-baring, skin-tight dress. “The entire thing was misinterpreted.”
With her face superimposed on Kardashian’s naked body, Minaj detailed the intended messages behind the risqué images taken to “break the Internet.”
“They forgot to put the backgrounds in so the photos are completely out of context,” she continued, showing one image of the side of Kardashian’s naked body.
Minaj then showed the same image with the “proper background,” which showed a doctor kneeling in front of the “Keeping of the Kardashians” star to examine her.
“It was actually a public service announcement about getting regular checkups from your gynecologist,” Minaj said.
The infamous butt-balancing-a-champagne-glass photo was supposed to be a “part of a math competition for high school seniors.” “And spoiler alert,” Minaj said in her best Kardashian voice. “X equals full frontal!”
When she showed the butt photo, she asked, “Notice how my rear end is all oily?” “I did notice that as well, yes,” host Colin Jost said.
With a new oceanic background, she explained, “See, it’s a warning about the new Keystone Pipeline.”
Finally, focusing on the full-frontal nude photo, Minaj explained, in her ditziest Kim K persona, how it was going to be a holiday card.