The boobs have been under appreciated. I mean, they are round, beautiful and they give us that sexy appeal that men can’t stop thinking and talking about. They are one of two things that physically separates us from the men and depending on how huge they are, add to our appeal.
So why don’t we celebrate them enough?
Don’t worry, I am not here to start a petition on world boobs day or Nigerian boobs day, but I am definitely here to suggest ways that we can make the babies look beautiful.
DRESS THEM UP
I love to see my twins in beautiful lingerie. They especially look good in Anne Summers and I would never deny them the beauty they exude while they stand at attention in the bra that holds them tight. How could I stand that being taken away from them?
Most women runaway from matching lingerie because they are a bit costly, but why not own at least two pairs to begin with? If you love them, then you can manage to have at least one pair whenever you shop. And if you don’t like them, then you can stop and then deny the twins the opportunity to look and feel good.
GIVE THEM NAMES
An ex of mine gave my boobs nicknames, but the names left with him. I wish I came up with something of mine though, would be fun for them to have something cute for a long time. You should give your twins cute names, or whatcha think?
SET THEM FREE
Unhook your bra and let the twins fly (not literally). Let them breathe, let them leave, let them be free. I know we all do this after a long day but what about days when you have nowhere to go and all you have to do is watch TV while lazying around? The twins could do with a little bit of freedom too.
Erm… I don’t mean giving yourself orgasms, dirty minds (even though that is great for the boobs as I read!) I mean self examining the boobs from time to time. It is important to feel with your hands to know If the babies are in shape and very okay.
ENJOY BEING STARED AT
As much as some men do it a bit too much, thereby making you want to pick a bag of cement and hurl it at them, being stared at is not a bad thing all the time. If the babies are getting attention, then enjoy it, smile and walk away. They make you look good, appreciate the attention they pull to you.
Give the twins a good time by using moisturizer on them every morning + it is a good way to give yourself a boob massage.
USE A LOT OF LATHER ON THEM TWINS
It is good to bathe them with hot water, then lather them with soap while under the shower. Dry skin irritate the boobs so keep them soapy and wet, better with a moisturizer.
LEAVE THE WATER TO DRY ON THEM SOMETIMES
Discard the towel once in a while and let the water actually dry on them. This would be a great sight for your partner if he is close by!
PAY AS MUCH ATTENTION TO THE BOOBS AS YOU DO TO THE NIPPLES
Do not give all the fun to the nipples for once, let the boobs be in on it as well.
STARE AT THEM
Stare at them in the mirror and enjoy their beauty. It does not matter the cup they are, A, B, C or D. All boobs are beautiful, so savour the beauty of the boobies!