Caution! The Five Types of Girls You Should Not Touch

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I am not a guy, but I have many male friends. Many. And I listen to them talk about their friends and one thing I have learnt is no guy tells his friend who he should date or shouldn’t date.

Girls do this every once in a while because that is how girls are and it is in a woman’s nature to be protective about people around her and sometimes, act like a mother hen.

So because nobody tells a man who to date, I will not be telling you who you should date but I will be giving you reasons why you should not date the types of women listed below. Gerrit? Let’s go.

-Miss Superficial: It never goes beyond getting hair done, nails done, facials done and stocking the closets for this type of woman. And when it goes beyond that, they want to discuss something that is never about the future, something about now that is not necessary and something very shallow. Miss superficial can be very pretty (they usually are, I mean why would you spend all the time getting nails and hair and face done without being fine?) but beyond pretty, what more does a man want? A lot! A whole lot more. If this is all she is bringing to the table, then maybe you shouldn’t be sitting there with her.

-Miss Selfish: when it is all about her and never about anybody else, then you should let her be all by herself. A selfish woman will not think of you at all, not when she is making decisions, not when she is thinking, not when she is breathing. Besides, love is not selfish, so when you have someone who is constantly thinking of her not you, then maybe she has no idea what love is or needs to learn what love is.

-Miss Goaless: my friend Dammy, who lives in the UK, keeps telling me how many (young) Nigerian women over there seem to be clueless about what they want from life and that some simply don’t have lives. I am always quick to correct him that it is not only in the UK that happens. It happens here too. It happens everywhere. There are many women out there who have no goals or worse, dreams. Some of them feel like they have the rest of their lives to decide. Except you are goaless as well, then there is no reason for you to be with this type of woman.

-Miss liar: If she lies, is never straight and is just too shady in her dealings, then there is no reason for you to be with this type of woman. People who lie never take the other person’s feeling into consideration. And they are usually capable of other terrible things. A woman who lies is not the best type to be with. Abi what happens to honesty is the best policy?

-Miss Playa: women who keep several relationships while lying to each one of them that they are the one usually have their reasons for being who they are. But I honestly have not seen the reason why anybody should be a playa. If your spec is the type of woman who shares her private part, oh well, here is your woman. But if all you want is honesty and a woman who would be true to you and just you, then run away from this type.

The list goes on and on and if I were to mention the type of women, men shouldn’t touch at all, then I would be typing several articles. There are more types you shouldn’t date and they are not all listed here, just know that whatever trait that makes you uncomfortable, you should watch and see if it is something you can compromise on. If you can’t, oh well, walk away now.




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