An American student got stuck inside a giant, marble vagina on the grounds of Germany’s Tubingen University Institute of Microbiology. The student who learned a hard lesson in proper lubrication had to be rescued by 22 firemen who drove in on five firetrucks flanked by a number of paramedics and who did not need any tools or implements to free the man. They just used the “pull out” method.
Erick Guzman, a witness to this dare gone wrong, said the student freed from the giant, marble vagina was trying to take a picture of himself inside it.
“The fire department was not really amused, and he was really embarrassed,” Guzman said.
The sculpture has been on the campus for 13 years and was commissioned for $173,000 from Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara. It is called “Pi-Chacan,” which roughly translates to “making love” in English.