Thoughts You Had While Watching Solange Attack Jay Z

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As hillarious and yet serious as it might have been, some of us were at work or play when the news came in of the supposed attack by Queen bey’s sis on her man, Jay Z.   Do you remember where you were? Of course you do.

Still, you’ve probably spent the entire day ignoring your work duties to peruse Twitter hashtags like #WhatJayZSaidToSolange and obsessively refresh Solange’s Twitter page. So, just in case you forgot here’s every thought you had…

TMZ, please. There is no way in HELL that this is Queen Bey, Jay and Solange. They are classy and exquisite and do not start brawls in an elevator.

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Pause. That’s definitely Bey’s dress from the Met Gala. Unmistakable, TBH.

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Still, there’s no way Solange is about to “attack” Jay Z.

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OMG. SOLANGE JUST WENT IN ON JAY Z. Wow. She’s really hitting him.

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Could you imagine just wailing on Jay Z? You crazy for this one, Solange.

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And Beyonce is just gonna STAND THERE?!!?!?

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That sh*t CRAY. Ain’t it Jay? Wait, I need to remember to tweet that.

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I wonder what started this epic throw down. I need to know before I resume my regular work schedule.

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No, seriously … can someone find out what they’re saying and tweet me? K thx.

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Props to Jay Z for staying calm despite getting kicked with stilettos. That security guard isn’t too helpful.

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Damn. Why didn’t I apply for that security position at the Standard Hotel?

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Wait a second … is this another Jimmy Kimmel prank?

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That fight was INTENSE. Should I tweet “Jay has 100 problems and a b*tch is one?” LOLZ I’M SO GONNA DO IT.

 

 

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Ada Igboanugo

Ada Igboanugo

Unorthodox Female | Writer | PR Consultant. I am Titanium

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