The Limericks Of David Moyes @TexTHeLaw

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Dave Moyesey ‘s been aging since May

His white hair is turning to grey

Though used to the boos

Can’t walk in those shoes

And can’t make his footballers play.


The fearful Manchester United

Now managed by Scotsman un-Knighted

Is down in a rut

A stagnancy glut

And Arsenal fans are delighted!


A thought for the reds of Manchester

Because them again we must pester

Fourth home loss in six

Can Moyesy still fix

Or does Alex need a de-rester? 


Since Alex chose David on bias

Each challenge’s been the Himalayas

Each foe David’s seen

Has busted his spleen

Has been the proverbial Goliath


The tactic today is to cross

Tis what they’ve been told by the boss

They haven’t yet scored

Their fans’ ox is gored

Let’s hope won’t be another loss.


A farewell to poor David Moyes

Took over Sir Alex’s boys

Transformed them from winners

To Merseyside’s dinners

And leaves them without any poise


Rotimi Fawole

Rotimi Fawole

Rotimi is a lawyer whose practice areas over the years have been largely within corporate/commercial and intellectual property law. He’s a music lover, plays the guitar and the piano and supports the Arsenal. His other musings can be found on and he tweets from the handle @texthelaw.

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