Jonathan Don Kill Sanusi

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You see in Nigeria, we have too many paper tigers. This Sanusi was just strutting around with so much glee, throwing fear and awe all over the place, not knowing that he had a feet of clay.

With just one tiny Press Statement, it was all over. The whole gra gra ended. The people that sent him, his fans are no longer there to keep skinny humpty dumpy together again.

Me, I never liked this Sanusi fella. He was too skinny to be an effective CBN Governor. I once met him at the Eko hotel. I walked up to him, greeted him and he promptly gave me a fake number. I call the number tire, the man no pick one day. You see my jubilation for the matter.

Now I never understood why this particular Governor was different. He was god. He dispensed punishment and favours very stylishly and did not care whose ox was gored. From the Senate to NNPC, through even our very own Jona. Mallam moved like he was constitutionally elected, not respecting or fearing anybody or institution. The funny international awards from Sudan and Libya must have gotten to his head,

But wait first, why this suspension.  The man say money lost. The accuracy of his allegations notwithstanding, money lost. Na him, a whole Jona leave Boko Haram fight, sweet warm Lady P, Amaechi wahala come carry GSM call Mallam.  The arrogant skinny aristocrat, shout down our own Commander in Chief., I weak o even the father of all area boys, omoboy Tinubu, no fit try am o. Mallam do am come siddon.  The conqueror of Ibori, the champion of Bayelsa, the only non shoe wearing member of the UnitedvNations, just laff.

Now he has shown his hand, you people should retaliate.  What I expect from funky mallam is to refuse to be suspended. He should show the whole world that he can fight with sword.

He should set up a protest in front of the gates of vfiP
And people like baba sue will join them in the fight. Me too I will join but as a passerby. mall lam, should never agree o. Hunger strike, and nude protest from him should be in his arsenal.

Or betterstil ooh f

Edgar J

Edgar J

An Investment banker with a chip on his shoulder. A deep thinker with a different view of the society. Blogger and theatre critic, Edgar passes social commentary on Events, issues and people usually from a humorous standpoint. Sometimes caustic and almost fearless, he mixes his vitriolic abuses with humour such that the message hits you with a buffer that makes you smile. He runs a regular column in MODEMEN Magazine while still keeping his day job as a Financial Adviser cum wealth manager. A keen sportsman, Edgar loves the exciting game of train spotting. As there are no more trains in Lagos, he has taken upon the keen sport of Molue counting. He believes that in the next five years, these legendary modes of transport unique to Lagos would disappear hence his interest in them. A Lagosian by birth and a Shomolu man by residence. Welcome to Chantal’s....


  1. Edgar J…..hmm…Abeg…what’s ur real take on d suspension of SLS? The man has his numerous faults but d bigger villain here is GEJ.How do u suspend a man in his absence and then provide replacement in 4hours?It was all planned.We must resist GEJ’s return in 2015 with all we’ve got as a united people….We possess that power.
    And next time sir,write with care!!!

  2. I can see this writer lacks common sense & ure not worth being a blogger cus u’ll soon mislead all dos innocent readers frequenting ur blog.I now see every Dick & Harry has now turned theirselves to be a blogger without having d right attitude 2go wit it .Back to d writeup,u must be so dumb to blive CBN govnor(sanusi)will v to be giving his number to any dick & Harry dat walks up to him4 it & dat is why u left d subject of d matter & strt attacking wat is not necessary.calling him names doesn’t muv pple like dat cus dey dnt even knw pple like u can u say he’s too skinny to be d cbn govnor,can u see uve deviated from d subject matter?u don’t even v one quater of wat he has upstairs,in sure sm1 like u,if u were to b in his position u will do worse dan him,ure now hating bcos u cldnt v ur way wiv him.I’m not in anyway related to sanusi but I hate whn pple r not proffesional in wat they do . If u like don’t post this comment nd go & use it to clean ur yanch when u visit ur latrine.

  3. Where did Nigerians misplace their sense of humour.
    Criously some people need to start licking sugar cuz the concentration of bitterness in them is hyper.
    Must you guys press p over every thing.
    You come carry another persons playful opinion for head like craze.
    Edgar J was just having a goodtime as usual plz free him joor.

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