Bizarre: Two Men Accused Of Sexually Abusing Cows

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In what can be described as really bizarre and ‘udderly’ disgusting, two men have been arrested on suspicion of sexually abusing cows. Micheal Jones, 35, and Reid Fontaine, 31 were arrested and charged with one  count  of sexual misconduct which is a class ‘A’ misdemeanor  after the owner of a farm in Herkimer county NY caught them on surveillance camera which he put up in his barn to figure out why his cows were no longer producing milk and being increasingly anxious.

According to the mirror,  authorities said Jones attempted to have sexual contact with several cows while fontaine filmed the encounter. They were released on an appearance ticket.

Kathy Esan

Kathy Esan

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