Is The Penis Size A Good Enough Reason To End A Relationship?

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Is there a limit to how big of a dick-head a person should be?

When you are been driven home, do you sleep all through the ride or are you fully awake because of the skill and intensity of your driver?

What is the koko of your relationship?

A friend of mine recently had a baby, strangely the father of her baby AKA her baby daddy wants to put a ring on it. I think this is very strange because really we know how men can be. Anyways, she refused to marry him and when asked her reason she stated “His pencil isn’t fat enough to wind my cassette”

Just like you, it took me about 2 minutes to understand what she said, just think 1980’s. Still don’t get it? His penis isn’t large enough.

First thing I said to myself was ‘but it was big enough to put a baby in you, abi?’

Female readers, should the size of your man’s penis be an issue? If so, Could the penis ever be too big?

From my point of view, I don’t think it is how fat or long the pencil is, I think it is how well you thrust it through the cassette hole that matters.

Does Size Matter?

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Chioma Halima Olabode

Chioma Halima Olabode

Chioma Halima Olabode is born of an Igbo dad and Yoruba mum in Jos, Northern Nigeria. An avid lover of Nigerian music and PS games. Deputy manager in an IT firm during the day and Vodka lover at night. Follow me on 360nobs for THE PILL on my precise thoughts on all sorts of Nationwide or Worldwide silliness.


  1. Abeg your point of view is very wrong. Size matters. One can be trained/taught how to use it. But how do you fix size?

    And about the size, its not the length but the (width) if it’s 7 inches but thin as a pencil. Na jonzing. If it’s 4inches but thick as a fat and juicy sharwama, ehn ehn, niw we are talking.

    Girls. No settle for pinky finger oo. Research has shown that ladies who dont get good sex are almost always grumpy.

  2. Size matters. Not necessarily the length but the width.

    A person that has it can be taught how to use it.

    If you don’t have it, nothing can be done. And it’s been researched that a female who isn’t getting well laid is a grumpy bi**h

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