#LetterToMyNext: “I Do… In Good Breath And In Bad” by @TheIronButtrfly

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Thank God It’s Friday!!!

Today we have a very romantic letter from @TheIronButtrfly as we prepare to turn up! Enjoy!

Dear Next,

I do…when you sleep off while we’re having a heart to heart.

I do…when you I’m pissed with you and you have no clue.

I do…when you forget an important date or detail like the dress I wore when we first met, or the day I had my last period. Yes baby, you have to know all these. Cos I’ll remember even the day you had your first grey hair.

I do…when you do that bad habit I’m always telling you against. Like eating loudly or playing music I don’t like on loudspeaker. Please use your earphones boo.

I do…at those times when you put soccer or video games before me. I will put up with that most of the time but when it’s time to watch my favorite programs, you better be there.

I do…when you come home stressed and take it out on me unknowingly. If you snap at me when I try to joke with you, you better buy me chocolates to make up.

I do…when your family won’t stop sticking their nose in our business. Like asking why your wife is always working, does she cook for you, isn’t it time to start having kids. Just let them know when to stop.

I do…when you spend outrageously on something when we should be saving. We are saving for something important and you come home to tell me you just got the latest video game or gadget. You will return it my love.

I do…even when you have a female secretary that is hot and lightskinned and very single. I’ll matchmake her with someone…fast! But that won’t happen baby. Would it? Ofcourse not. Your secretaries would either be male or old women. I love you too.

I do…when you go on business trips and I have just the pillow to cuddle at those lonely nights. You should be ready to make up for all those lost nights when you come back.

I do…when you laugh when I’m being serious or passionate about something. Just know you will be cooking for yourself that day.

I do…when I’m talking to you and you’re too distracted to answer me. That thing that’s distracting you better keep you warm at night baby.

I do…in sickness and in health. I’ll go with you on every trip to the doctor and even get you a stuffed toy after every trip.

I do…for better or for worse. Those days we have to manage and cut down on expenses. Those times you make a decision I warned you against (I can’t promise not to gloat a little).

I do…in riches and in more riches. I’m praying and working too hard for us to ever be poor. We can only be rich and richer.

I do… in good breath and in bad. I’ll kiss you every morning when you wake up even with your bad breath. If beauty could have kissed a beast, your breath is nothing compared to that.

Just come quickly dear next, let us take that trip down the aisle and start the next phase of our lives…together.

I want to wake up beside you every morning and think “this is the problem I want to have”.

– @TheIronButtrfly

Wana

Wana

Quo non Ascendam. Writer. E-mail: wana@360nobs.com

9 comments

  1. Me likey!
    “I do…even when you have a female secretary that is hot and lightskinned and very single. I’ll matchmake her with someone…fast! But that won’t happen baby. Would it? Ofcourse not. Your secretaries would either be male or old women. I love you too.”

  2. I want to wake up beside you every morning and think “this is the problem I want to have”.

    And it ended so well. Tomi, let me be your problem, promise I’d be worth having. :’)

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