So, we kicked off something interesting with our followers on twitter – a discussion of some sort, were we offer different subject matters. The areas of discussion would vary from funny to serious issues to burning topics and general society/lifestyle observations from our point of view – every one gets a chance to chip in their 150 characters.
These @360nobs discussions would take place about twice a week. Our current subject is based on the rules of being a SIDE CHICK. A Side-Chick is someone who sees someone who already has a main girl/main squeeze or even married in some cases. As a side-chick, there are things you should know lest you ruin the fun/blow your cover. We discussed this on twitter @360Nobs yesterday and these were the best replies – male/female/young/old – we got. Enjoy. Do feel free to add yours in the comment box below.
- The side chick should send you nudes when you’re down.
- The side chick should not know your house – so she doesn’t start picturing herself as the madam
- A side chick shouldn’t know the other side chicks (if you have more than one) so they don’t form a coven.
- As a code, the side chick shouldn’t pick your calls when she’s on her period.
- A side chick must never follow the mainchick/man on social network (she shouldn’t even know of its existence)
- A side chick should never bring up the word ‘love’, remember we’re business partners?
- The side chick shouldn’t listen to Drake – DMX is better off.
- A side chick is not allowed to touch your phone only if it’s temple run she’s playing on that shit.
- Side chicks aren’t allowed to have their period same time as the main chick.
- No PDA as a side chick. Don’t hold his hand in public.
- Side chicks shouldn’t save his number. Memorize it. He should save it as “Nneka cleaning services”, “Ogenna Bank marketer”
- Side chicks should not attend same church as the main chick.
- Side chicks must be straight when they pick up calls “Who’s this?” No need for the “Hey boo”
- No pet name calling, for the side chick.
- A side chick shouldn’t take pictures when both of you are together.
- Side chick shouldn’t meet family. (Some be like “I want to meet mama”, “Who is your mother ehn?)
- A side chick should see herself as ‘molue’, still available for everyone. The main chick is BRT (on her lane)
- A side chick shouldn’t call at anytime, even in cases of emergency.
- A side chick shouldn’t have a picture of the man on your phone (wetin dey cause that kain familiarity)
- A side chick should never see the man in her dream. That’s the duty of the main chick.
- A side chick should never talk about Future, only if she’s talking about the musician.
- A side chick should never bring her friends over except it’s a threesome.
- A side chick shouldn’t be on your skype/facetime contact. We only see in person, b.
- If the side chick finally becomes a main chick, please don’t look out for another side chick.
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