Not Like Oga Kingsley: Brazilian Prostitute Describes Justin Bieber’s Penis As “Average”

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Justin Bieber was in Brazil recently, and a prostitute who says she “did everything” with Biebs is telling her story.

Following reports that the star spent hours inside a brothel last Friday night, an anonymous hooker tells some site called Critica (dot) com that she totally slept with the Biebs.

She was paid $500 for her efforts, allegedly.

The woman says she met Justin at an adult nightclub called Le Palace.

She and about 10 other hookers were then taken back to his hotel and had their bags and cell phones confiscated by the artist’s security team.

Back to the hooker, once she got the 19-year-old alone with her?!? Bieber kissed her “on the forehead and nose” – and that was merely the beginning!

“I wanted to do everything with him. I did everything!” she asserts, claiming the hookup last for an hour and it was “delicious.”

“It was super delicious,” the alleged prostitute says.

“Because not every day do you get to be with someone famous, especially someone like him … he’s a love of a man! A cutie patootie!”

Alas, she says the singer’s penis is merely “average.”

Bieber, meanwhile, finds himself in legal hot water, but not simply for possibly maybe having crazy yummy sex with at least one Brazilian hooker.

He is also facing vandalism charges in that country.

Wana

Wana

Quo non Ascendam. Writer. E-mail: wana@360nobs.com

15 comments

  1. *smh* barely 20yrs n full of all life’s atrocities..yet he has a mother who sits back n watch as her son’s doom unfolds.may God help his pathetic lyf.

  2. *smh* barely 20yrs n full of all life’s atrocities..yet he has a mother who sits back n watch as her son’s doom unfolds.may God help his pathetic lyf
    P.S:previous comment by me n not 360nobs’ tomi

  3. Umm… Justin is Delicious!!!! People need to give the kid a break. This happens everyday with everyday people, but it’s not publicly criticized because they don’t have fame and talent. so because he’s doing humanly things and has talent at the same time and makes a few mistakes in life makes him a train wreck? He’s dealing with things from all angles at 19. Where most people are making 10 times as many mistakes at his age. So a good majority of people must be a train wreck if he is.

  4. I bet he tastes delicious. He has that perfect pink knob and delicious foreskin… id be glad ppeel back his foreskin and suck his little 5 and a half incher until i taste his creamy cum

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