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According to, these are some of the worst pick up lines EVER! Grab a can of coke and popcorn by the way, they are H I L A R I O U S.

“I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number, you can forget about going out with me forever”

“I’m a hot commodity, you are a hot commodity we should go out”

“Are you wearing space pants, because your ass is out of this world” (lmao! I found this too funny)

“you have a nice child bearing hips” (lol, what?)

Wait for this one guys, it is going to make you roll of your seats.

“Was your dad a robber? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes” (Like what the heck?!)

-“You owe me money…you’ve been living in my heart and you haven’t paid rent” (Lwkmd)

“Are you from Tennessee…’cause you’re the only 10 I see” (Oh my!!!)

Lol, are you guys rolling off your seats yet? I wrote an article on wrongest pick up lines during my Coco’s chronicles days here, two years ago and I never thought I could ever hear pick up lines that would be worse than those! Apparently, there are.

What’s your best guys? And ladies please share the worst you’ve ever heard.



Content Writer|Screenwriter|Coke Addict|Feminist|Amala Activist|Future Hero. Twitter&Instagram @Tomilola_coco


  1. non of mine is worst than this,but I can remember a guy telling me “hey I know u are probably dating some1 now but give a shot coz I am sure I’m better”.

  2. @james, don’t be surprised at how lame guys are. I can remember someone telling me “you have nice child bearing hips” then i got confused. Deleted him sef

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