Nigerian girls have been watching the London 2012 Olympics just to see fine ajebutter boys in the Nigerian basketball team. It’s almost annoying because while we’re screaming and hoping that they can somehow step on Lebron’s face and make a basket, girls keep asking; “Ooh, who’s the cutie wearing number 4?” But when I remembered how much some mystery lady wearing red lipstick at the opening ceremony caught my eye, I stopped blaming them. I still don’t know who she is and what sport she competes in. but I intend to find out before these games end.
Anyway, in the spirit of objectifying athletes instead of watching them compete, I decided to do my TOP 10 HOTTEST FEMALE ATHLETES OF LONDON 2012 OLYMPICS. It was half inspired by the way dudes went on about US female football goalkeeper Hope Solo a few days ago. Trust me, a lot of hard work and research went into this so don’t even think I’m playing around. Enjoy…
Don’t even argue. We haven’t won a gold medal at the games yet and this one is at my discretion so we must carry first here. She’s a marathoner and a Diamond Bank staff. Now tell me what’s better than a girl with cash that can last the distance…
2. Leryn Franco: Javelin PARAGUAY
No words. All I can say is that it’s no irony that she’s this hot and can also handle a stick pretty well. I googled ‘Paraguayan Embassy in Lagos’ as soon as I saw her.
3. Melanie Adams: Pole Vault AUSTRALIA
So much for blondes being dumb. This one is a bombshell and a half. And she handles a long stick very well. Like an online quote said to her; ‘You can vault onto my pole anytime Melanie.”
4. Sara Galimberti: 800m and 1500m ITALY
It’s hard to look at her and say anything nasty or dirty. A beauty queen with the most innocent pretty face ever. How can Italian men have this and still look at Bini babes?
5. Hope Solo: Football USA
Super talented goalkeeper for the US national team. There’s nothing better than a girl who curses (you should see her tweets) and knows how to handle balls very well.
6. Ana Ivanovic: Tennis SERBIA
She’s a former world number one and isn’t just a pretty face, with about $10m in prize monies won over time. (insert balls handling joke here too)
7. Ana Vukicevic; Hurdler NORWAY
I don’t know why, but I’ve always seen hurdlers as super heroes who can jump over anything to save me. Better still if it’s a Nordic hottie. Take me!
8. Nicole Reinhardt: Kayak GERMANY
Am I the only one who doesn’t think ‘pretty’ when he hears ‘Germany’? This one definitely surprised me. And she’s always wet too (from canoeing). two German myths dispelled.
9. Lolo Jones: 110m Hurdles: USA
There’s a reason her first name is Lolo. She’ll obviously fit in when guys collect Chieftancy title. Chief and Lolo forever and ever.
10. The DOMINICAN REPUBLIC mystery
I saw her at the opening ceremony and still don’t know