Coco’s Chronicles: The Pussy Struggle

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Hehehe this is the funniest title I have ever named an article …I think. My friend Reanne said it while gisting me and it just stuck and for some reason, suits this particular article.

Almost every girl that I know, has had a situation where they spent the night at a male friend’s house for one reason or the other and then ended up wrestling all through the night. We would be taking Enitan and Reanne’s experiences first. Enjoy.

Here’s Enitan’s story:

“I knew this guy since my ex and I were dating and I suspected he had a thing for me. I didn’t have any plans to confirm what he felt then because I couldn’t care less, I was in a relationship and I wasn’t going to lead him on.

Two years after my ex and I however, this guy and I started getting close and you know even made out at some point. But it was nothing, absolutely nothing. You know just two grown people letting out steam.

Anyway, recently, I was heading back from work at about 10pm when I got stuck in traffic. I live in a part of Ogudu where at this age they still partake in Oro aka Rituals. You wonder too abi? I do not understand o.

Anyway o, as I was saying, I wasn’t far away from this my friend’s and since I don’t want them to use my head for Oro, I pinged him and explained the situation of things. He felt I shouldn’t go further, I should just come sleep at his. I weighed my options and staying overnight at his made more sense, so I headed to his.”

Enitan arrived at the guy’s flat tired and really spent out. All she needed at that point was a good bed and a pillow to rest her head for the night. But unknown to her, broda thought differently.

“During the night, this my friend transformed into a lion. He tried to touch, I refused politely, he tried to kiss me, maybe hoping for us to make out or more but I thought it was the wrong time. Heck, I wasn’t even ready!”

She added

It was one tiring night, more tiring that the day. Need I add that I hardly slept? That’s the last time I’m passing the night at any guy’s house. Wouldn’t want someone assuming ridiculous things”

Reanne has also been in this situation.

This guy and I have been friends since forever. If he had any intentions to be more than a friend, he never showed and since I’m not a psychic, I didn’t see as well. People knew us as friends and he was really cool. When he left Nigeria for Malaysia to further his studies, (that’s what he said :|) we communicated via bbm, calls text messages.

After he had been there for so long however, he decided to come home on holiday. Since we had been good on the phone for a while, when he agreed to see me I didn’t turn him down. Coco had a wedding to attend that weekend and since he was in the same town with her, I decided to attend with her and see him”

Reanne’s friend picked her up with some of his other friends at the venue of the wedding. One thing she noticed which I also saw was that the guy had an entire clan with him! These Nigerian boys that “study” in Malaysia sef (._.)

That night, Reanne didn’t sleep.

When we got to the hotel he was staying in, he left me in the room for a long while. Then he returned and we went to the bar together. The clan he came with earlier, had grown bigger! And they all kept drinking like they had tanks inside of them that needed to be filled. When I knew I couldn’t take it anymore, I excused myself and returned to the room”

Reanne’s friend didn’t turn up for hours and she wondered why he had asked to see her if he had intended to spend the entire time drinking away.

The reason became clear soon enough

He returned around 1am. I was still very much awake but I was lying down. Then with his breath that was stinking so bad, he started touching me! Trying to get some! I was mad!”

Reanne turned him down but he only continued. She didn’t sleep. At a point she moved to the bathroom and stayed a while. When she expected him to have slept, she returned and quietly slipped into bed beside him. But then he woke and the pussy struggle began again.

I had grown muscles from fighting all night by morning! And I honestly didn’t sleep a wink. It was annoying.

I left as early as 6am. He didn’t ping until afternoon/evening the next day to ask for us to see again and settle our differences. I turned him down. Ahn ahn! It was as if the guy wouldn’t be great until he screwed me! I haven’t spoken to him since then!”

*Stifles Laughter* Trish and Giselle next y’all. But I’m sure guys have an explanation for this ridiculous act.

Coco

Coco

I’m a totally simple, sweet, funny down to earth girl. Extremely fun and nothing of an introvert. I’m so much into writing, I don’t have enough space left in my heart to love something else. I’m addictive and you’re not likely to let go once you know me. Twitter handle, @tomilola_coco

20 comments

  1. Some guys don’t jst get it, they jst feel its their right. Had d same xperience this one was even day time visit and d mumu almst raped me, thank ma stars say I sabi kick well rubbish guys. Hisses.

  2. I have neva seen any man who wld have a female guest nd wldnt try to make out wit her…d stupidity of men!”Wen a woman says no she means yes” fools that they are!! It disgusts me! D most annoyin part is,4 dose σяv dem who ave sisters at home,dey get all muscular and press d P button if any dude tries dat stunt wv dem *dia sisters I mean* buh its sad dat most dudes fnk wv wot’s beneath dem,d reason why dey fall victim to women’s enchantment.

  3. Legend has it that if a girl sleeps in a man’s house and on his bed and he doesn’t attempt to convert the coochie then he is not a man. so get it right. its either u stay away or WWF summer slam

  4. Lmao @ ‘I had grown muscles…’I hav also had a similar xperience nd it wasn’t even funny!dis dude had locked d door nd forced me on d bed,laid on top of me nd was forcin his tongue in ma mouth..I tried as hard as I cld to fight him bt got tired eventually nd strtd cryin bt he wasn’t even moved..I started screamin hysterically wen he tried 2 unhook ma bra nd dat was wen he left me..stil shiver wen I think abt wat cld hv happend.I dnt knw wat makes guys think dat all gurls are hoes.I am 27 nd I’ve had sex wit only one guy all ma life

  5. Hahahaha… The Pussy struggle!!! I love that. Let’s get this straight, I don’t support rape or forcing a lady to have sex, so I’d go with ‘Pussy Persuasion’ lol, Yeah yeah guilty as charged, but let’s look at d two stories, I actually feel for d 1st lady, buh what can I say? Pele, ndo, sorry on d guy’s behalf. Buh d second story… Haba Reanne!!! We know d kind of guys dat go nd ‘study’ in Malaysia, well even if its d genuine study ‘he has been there for so long’ nd what kind of guy gets drunk in d presence of a lady… definitely not a gentle man. So u shudda known what u were getting yaself into. In fact as u enter room, na exercise u suppose dey do, serious push ups, nd weight lifting. So bone dah side.

    Ladies, looking at it from a guy’s perspective mostly mine sha, cuz we have some animals in our midst (sorry bros, buh na true), its very difficult nd rare for a NORMAL guy to sleep soundly when he knows there’s a lady by his side, irrespective of if he touches her or not. Take it or leave it, dats d way we are programmed. How na? To be candid, I can’t sleep peacefully, only if I’m oblivious to d fact, or u re a relative, nd all my female friends know this. Only d case of being stranded is acceptable, buh dat we were gisting nd u dint know time had gone, or u accidentally slept off… abegi!!! Save it for d marines.

    The struggle continues… Aluta continua, Victoria asserta.

  6. Pearl:lool. The day time visits are the most ridiculous!
    Heiress Lama:lmao @ when a woman says no she means yes.
    LeyizzleM: lwkmd. Wwf summer slam tho?

    Aiyowie’s baby: I think most of them get it all wrong. I mean its not a crime for a girl to visit a guy yea? But y jump on top of her when she hasn’t flashed the green light in whatever way? But thank God u left that apartment unscathed

  7. Lol…let us view from a diffrent angle,you can Only sleep with Jesus on the same bed and not try to make a move..saying when a girl says no she means yes,so many sucksex story from that…the better part,u need not sleep on d same bed.

  8. @Miste… Lmao!!! Ur comment had me rolling! I like! Let’s just say girls shouldn’t make the mistake of sleeping over @ a guy’s place and on his bed if they do not intend to get muscles or wwf summer slam like LeyizzleM called it and let’s also agree some brothers are dick controlled animals.
    Amitap: I agree though. Sleeping on d same bed usually ends up in the pussy struggle. But guys can hold it surely? Or understand when the girl says no?

  9. dear coco, thank you for listening to me and returning to writing about you and ur friends. Now, tthis is the chronicles I remember! I feel terrible for Enitan cos I’ve always sensed that she seems the good girl of the pack. I guess bad things happen to good people.

    Reanne!!! malaysia loun loun! even Ghana boys no get sense! I’m sure uve learnt. Coco, I can’t wait for ur next article. keep the flag flying. by the way, thumbs upp to ur grphics guy. the image used is on point!

  10. I no Gree: lool. Not all guys, I’m sorry if I have generalised in anyway. Most guys do it though
    Ivie: yaay! U like it! Lol. My girls are back for real I assure u. Now spread d word wld u? 😉

  11. Lool, seriously i do not blame the guys… Its simple, rejection is better than regret, they tried they failed. Most guyz in their shoes will want to try d same, maybe some don’t just have the “liver” to… Plus i find it surprising that em girls didn’t expect such to happen, have they bn living in a missionary house? :s. Ur frnd, Reanne waited for the guy in his room till 1am and she didn’t let the guy do anytn… I’m sure she lied to u to make her look good.
    Got me laffin at the “When he left nigeria to further his studies (THAT’S WHAT HE SAID). Hehehe

  12. Hey guys.. Yeah,so its the real Reanne *chuckles* 🙂 .. anyway,I’ve realised that these type of guys will try/struggle to hit it.. and its the way they even act that kills me.. spend a night @ theirs and U’d be wondering if they ever had some in the past,like they literarily act like U are going to be d one to pop their dickcap.. and its even sadder when they do this stunt @ night when you have to put up with ’em.. all am saying,and this goes to the menfolk.. pls act gentlemanly,that might even make her give U the cookie,don’t act macho and think with ur peepee,just coz of that one min nut U get,aaii? *cheers* 😀

  13. ok, so i just read dis (i know im stale), but really, gals can be funny, there’s no such thing as a ‘naive’ woman. 99% of the time, us girls know wat we are getting ourselves into, u dont go to a guys place älone’and expect him to control himself. its the ‘donkey/carrot on a stick’ thing.Don’t come crying rape when u went there with ur own two left legs abeg! na u know wetin u go find 4 dia.

  14. You would have more of the struggles as long as you sleep in a random guys house, in his bedroom, in his bed, together with him. Ahn ahn!

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