Datboy N.O.T: Full on Penetration

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This is more of a survey, than it is an article, so please try and leaf through the dribble, you’ll get the gist eventually. Thank you in advance. (Not for Kids, Virgins and Lesbians, though gay men are permitted. Wonder why though! Whatever!)

Do not get me wrong, I do not eat, sleep and drink sex; I do not even condone premarital sex in any way. I strongly believe in St. Nick (the real Claus) and would just like that to be out there. (N.O.T 2015 senatorial campaign in full swing) On the other hand, we come from different places, wombs, cultures, beliefs and sororities, so I won’t judge.

Just a few seconds ago my friends were having this dialogue about sex (yes this is about sex, but please bear with me, its not that awful). Back to the gist, a basic statement was made and I quote “great sex with a girl with fish brains’ (she’s half-fish half-girl, and it’s the bottom half that’s girl) is only as great as long as the sex lasts, tops 30mins daily”, that was the defying statement.

Hold on just a minute I hear some of you saying, did he just mention fish-head? This people must be deranged psychos, well I would love to paint you the bigger picture but won’t waste your time, on the other hand if you’re that curious call me on my celly.

Anyways back to the gist, the problem wasn’t with the fish head but the time 30minutes. Now how many of you feel that is way too short or too long for penetrative sex ok I see, quite a number of you are for the former, well I’ll tell you what I think much later.

The conversation got heated and all sorts of opinions were voiced, someone suggested 30minutes was quite something and could be more plausible broken into 3-5 rounds in one day, someone said they were satisfied usually by 10-15mins into it, and someone advised that the person who made the initial statement should do some research, now that was what got me thinking, people are different, from their taste in cuisine to that in pooping preferences, even science can’t truly determine why we may look alike (for example twins) yet be so different.

The truth is sex the experience is different at all times, and solely depends on the individual moods, on most occasions even with the same partner you get varying experiences, from mundane, forgettable moments to exhilarating, kill me now I’m in paradise rumble in the sack episodes. Most often we tend to quickly dismiss the forgettable episodes but for this chapter I’ll like us to consider it, I love me a good rumble in manila, I wish It was possible every day, three to five times, three six five but the truth is I don’t think it is, there will be days when you’ll just be a one minute Joe and some days though unwillingly will be a stallion but with no interest whatsoever in the race, but out of respect would ensure some one finishes. Now I can place my money that this is the case for everyone, alomo-infused, paraga-concussed or not. We just have different episodes, timing and attitudes.

For those of you who believe 30mins is too short for full on penetrative action, I beg to differ, with no research whatsoever to back up my claims, I would like to remind you all that this is after all the foreplay has been thoroughly dealt with, I would gamble and say 30minutes penetrating is a bit above average, I am not discounting the possibility but considering sex in its rightful usage is an act shared, I want to assume that at the 30minute interval on most occasions, a release would have occurred.

The truth is we are human beings and with that comes a certain condition, humanity. Simply put, it means unlike animals we are ruled by our emotions no matter how dark and evil those might seem. And this tends to affect our everyday life, from running a triathlon to even killing a mosquito, we will always have to take that into consideration at all times, so no matter how deep the ocean is or how long and thick the “schlong” is everything boils down to what’s going on upstairs and with that in mind varying statistics will abound. So for a full on penetration time average I’ll like to leave that to a certain Dr. E.A.T and the good fellows at wikipedia, but would like to also add that it’s not by the amount of time spent rumbling but by the end results which is satisfaction (otherwise known as aaahhhh!)

I’m Out

P.S: Please your feedback is required….please drop a word or more. No cumings please. Thank you.



Who am I? Simply put I’m N.O.T or simpler still NUTS. I love life - the ups, the downs, the merry go rounds, but most of all I love that babe that carried me for nine months ... She’s my inspiration, my role model. I can kill for music & I’ve seen enough movies to tell u the end; I love women & hanging out especially with my peoples. On that note enjoy my articles; sometimes it’ll be funny, sometimes long & annoying but most times it’ll just be nutty.


  1. Erm, I know u warned us @ d beginning abt d nature of d piece but it damn ended abruptly! God know what else I was waiting for.
    Let me start by recalling a phrase my mom always used wen giving sex education: ‘sex is one minute passion…..’, my friend once happened to hear ds statement and screamed saying ‘don’t let ur mom deceive u ☺, it can go on for 2hrs!’. There I was between 2opposing views.
    While its easy to follow biology n physiology and expect climax to have been attained before d said 30minute benchmark, there have been men created by God who have mastered d art of giving and deriving sexual pleasure such that they strike a balance at that pace that ‘just’ prevents climax yet allows for prolonged sex. Let it be known at ds point that the partner may not be grateful for that extra time.

  2. 30mins is not that high..i my self do more than that.know of a dude who can go 1hr at a strech without a cum.

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