So last week I spoke about a relationship that was called off because the dude didn’t have air conditioning in his car. The babe in question called me and asked me to stay out of her “issue”. This is me staying out of the issue.
However before I totally leave the issue, I want to inform you that dude is so depressed and no longer thinks he’s a full man.
We’ve been trying to talk him into moving on with his life but as usual, it’s always easy to when you are not the one involved.
The lady must have taken with her, his self-esteem; and without one’s self-esteem, it would be difficult for you to properly conduct yourself in the presence of others.
Say NO to bad and abusive relationship. You know the sort of relationship that you enter and one party makes you feel that you don’t deserve him or her. Such a relationship robs you of your self-esteem.
Why would you stay in relationship where you keep getting insults like “I’m doing you a favour dating you”, “You can’t even think of leaving me because you won’t be able to feed”, “You are ugly”, “If you ever leave me, I’ll kill you” etc.
Some people get constant beatings and sloppy make up sex.
If you think you are currently in an abusive relationship, leave today and save whatever you have left of your self-esteem.
Some relationships can leave you thinking you can never do anything right in your life.
Think about your life before the relationship and make a decision today.
Love your partner and show them that you love them.
Compliment your partner, it’s not money but it goes a long way, way longer than money in some cases.
Men, remember the women that stood by you during your early beginnings and treat them right when you “arrive”.
Women love your man, be proud of him
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*Chibuzor steps out of Noble Igwe leaving Nobs to continue with memoirs*
Sunday May 22, 2011
Biola? In my house?
I’m scared of Biola and it’s not because she can beat me physically but because I can’t really place my hands on the things she’s capable of doing and those she cannot do.
Have you ever heard of those people that picked ‘someone’ at night without discussing the price and somehow in the morning, the lady will start shouting in the compound requesting for some money to be paid.
I feel that someday, Biola may come to the house and request for payment of the sex we had.
So I went to Chaa’s room to inform her.
Nobs: Chaa, I’m in trouble
Chaa: Will it affect me?
Nobs: Chiso, be serious for once na
Chaa: What’s the problem?
Nobs: I think Biola is downstairs!
Chaa: Did you invite her to a party here?
Nobs: She said she brought back my t-shirt.
Chaa: Tell her to dash Mustapha the shirt or are you still planning to wear it?
Chaa: Then what is so difficult in telling her to keep it?
Nobs: I feel like it will be rude if I don’t go downstairs.
Chaa: Chibuzor, I don’t know what this Biola gave you to eat but I thank God that I did not eat it with you.
Nobs: Chiso, She didn’t give me anything
Chaa: Book a mass! Let a reverend father confirm it.
Nobs: So what should I do?
Chaa: Tell her to leave the shirt with Mustapha and go home. Or do you want to pack some food for her?
Nobs: I really doubt if you are my sister. Thanks for nothing
Chaa: Please let me know when Zoba walks in on the both of you.
I left her room and I knew I was going to pay her back.
It was not like I didn’t understand Biola but I felt that it would be rude not to go downstairs to meet her.
We had had something and it would be total disrespect to treat her like trash and who knows, I may need something from her in the future so there was no way I was going to treat her like she didn’t matter.
Trust me, she didn’t give me anything to eat unless she placed it somewhere that I ate.
I got downstairs and there she was looking a bit too hot in a long almost see through dress.
I hugged her and she whispered, “my babies miss you”
Forget what you heard, Biola packs the sort of boobs that will make you shout “Ogini n’afio”
Nobs: Hey, sorry for keeping you. How are you?
Biola: I’m good. I’ve missed you
Nobs: I’ve missed you too. You shouldn’t have bothered returning the t-shirt. You should keep it and wear it when you miss me.
Biola: that means I will be wearing it everyday.
Nobs: You are funny
Biola: Nobs, I know that I have said certain things to hurt you. I’ve even done some things to make you feel bad but I really want you to give me a chance.
Nobs: Biola, I’m seeing someone now
Biola: I know and I am not going to ask you to leave the person you are with at the moment. Back then, you were seeing Shirls and Slim but I never complained. It’s not a big deal, it’s about finding out who has your best interests at heart. I’m ready to start as friends and then move unto something more serious with time.
Nobs: I’m okay with being just friends
Biola: When is she leaving?
Biola: Your new girlfriend
Nobs: Her name is Zoba and no, she’s not new. We’ve known each other for some years now.
Biola: I didn’t mean it that way
Nobs: It’s okay.
Biola: You won’t offer me anything?
Nobs: What do you want ?
Biola: Vodka and coke
Nobs: It’s a Sunday jor.
Biola: Ok. Coke is fine.
I weighed the consequences of taking her upstairs and concluded that Zoba may waste some time with Chidi.
So I invited Biola up.
We got upstairs but unlike the past, I invited her to the living room.
Biola: Wow. I’m no longer fit to go into your bedroom?
Nobs: It’s not like that. I thought we both agreed on some new friendship ideas.
Biola: It’s fine. I’m not complaining. It’s just new to me
Nobs: Same here.
I offered her Coke and she changed the TV to African Magic.
I kept praying to God to keep Zoba away from the house for some time. I even considered calling her to find out if she was on her way but I didn’t want to give out any signs that could mean I had someone in the house or I was monitoring her movements.
I then decided to tell Biola to leave
Nobs: Bee, I’ll be going out in a bit
Biola: Nobs, are you chasing me now? Okay. Let me finish this movie na. I’ve seen it before and it’s almost the end.
Nobs: I really have to go
Biola: Are you going out in shorts?
Nobs: No, I will just change and then head out
Biola: The movie might even finish before you come out
I quickly went to the room to change. I kept saying short prayers to God to please keep Zoba far from the house.
I dressed up like I was really going somewhere.
I got to the leaving room and before I opened the door, I saw the slippers that Zoba wore when she was going out.
I stopped and quickly went to Chaa’s room but she was not there.
I looked at my phone and I saw a BBM from her.
“Zoba is back but she’s not raking “
I opened the living room door and Chaa was the first person that spoke
Chaa: Nobs, where can I download that Banky’s new single “I told you so”