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Here we go…
Saturday May 21,2011
When we heard the knock, Iti looked at me and smiled. I was scared and different ideas went through my mind. I thought maybe Biola called Iti and informed him that I was hanging out with Zoba in her hotel room and both agreed to “tidy” me in Zoba’s presence.
I was scared but then it was not like I was “smashing” Biola while I was trying to date Zoba. So what could she possibly say?
“Nobs and I are dating” and I would have answered “and Atiku is still the vice president of Nigeria“
The knock came again and Iti was looking at me to get the door. I wasn’t going to move an inch until I heard her voice
Zoba: Buzor, * Knock Knock *
Nobs: Ana’m abia
Iti then stood up and opened the door because he was closer to the door.
Truthfully, I think Iti was out to get me. To him, I did not exist and he was out to get me out of Zoba’s life. Talking about Zoba’s life, I had only been in it for less than 24hours o.
Zoba came in and it was obvious that she’d been at the Gym. The sports Bra she had on made her boobs more attractive and somewhere in my head I heard tiny voices shouting “Nobs, free us” but because I had decided not to think about Zoba in that way, I said a little prayer in my head asking satan to unfollow me.
Zoba: Chidi, you didn’t tell me you were coming?
Chidi: I realised that you left a food flask in the car and I decided to bring it.
Zoba: Oh, I ‘ve even forgotten about that one and it’s my mums. Daalu so
Chidi: It’s in the car. (and then he turns to me). Maybe we should ask Noble to help you get it from the car. My car is packed almost at the spot I packed the other day.
Zoba: Haba Chidi, why would Buzor go to your car na. Kedu udi insult bu ife afu?
Chidi: I was not insulting him oooo. He said he came here to watch TV and to have his bath. Seeing that we have a lot to catch up on and the TV is off, maybe he would be happy to assist you.
Zoba: Was that what Buzor said? He must have been joking. He spent the night here and I didn’t want to wake him when I was going to the gym.
Chidi: He spent the night?
Zoba: Is there anything wrong with that?
Chidi: Chizoba, please I would like us to talk in private.
Zoba: Ok. Let me take a shower first .
Zoba went to the wardrobe, grabbed some clothes and went into the bathroom leaving Iti and I alone in the room.
For almost 2 minutes I was scared he was going to go Killz and rehab bouncers on me but instead, he decided to insult me some more.
Iti: Chizoba is my cousin and she’s very special to me. I don’t know what it is that you two are doing but you need to put a stop to it fast.
Nobs: I really don’t get what you are on about.
Iti: She was sent to a good school overseas and there’s no way you can take care of her with your almost-here music money.
Nobs: Really? That reminds me, I was going to ask if I could borrow your Range Rover for a video shoot. I’m doing a remix of one of my singles with Konga.
Iti: I advice you go for a car your height. Preferably a Volkswagen beetle.
Nobs: Thank you for the advice. About what you said, I really care about your cousin and will not leave her until she asks me to.
Iti: I’m sorry but a musician is not the type of brother in-law that I want. I have been close to some of your colleagues and you all are bad news.
Nobs: You must really have something against musicians.
Iti: It won’t work. Move on. If you need assistance with your music, we can help but please stay away from her.
The bathroom door opened and Zoba stepped out looking fresh.
Chidi: Noble, please can you excuse us. We need to talk?
Nobs: Oh cool. I’ll be outside
Zoba: Buzor, stay, I will talk with Chidi outside. I won’t be long. You can order breakfast if you are hungry or maybe wait for us to go together.
Nobs: I will wait
They went out of the room to talk but I could still hear them.
Outside the room*
Chidi: Why did he sleep here last night? What are you doing with a musician?
Zoba: What is wrong with a musician?
Chidi: Not all of them can be as successful as D’banj. You need to stop this. I really hope this is just a summer fling.
Zoba: I’ve always loved him. We are just trying things out. Besides he’s not a musician.
Chidi: I’m going in and I will throw him out of the room.
At that point, I didn’t want to listen anymore. I turned up the TV and thought about leaving the room on my own before it got embarrassing.
I really couldn’t say what Chidi had against the music industry or my person but I felt the hate was misplaced and I was paying for the sins of “The others”.
Here’s the truth, Chidi was way bigger and I wasn’t planning on getting beaten for love. I would have loved to fight for Zoba but not fight her family.
I waited for the moment that I would be thrown out of the room.
The door opened and Zoba walked in without Chidi. She walked straight to me, held and kissed me with tears running down her face.
Nobs: What’s wrong, hun?
Zoba: Am I not old enough to decide whom I want to be with? Why is Chidi being so difficult?
Nobs: Where’s he?
Zoba: He’s gone.
Nobs : Why?
Zoba: He said he does not want to be in the same room with you.
Nobs: Zoba, I can go if that will make him happy. I really don’t want to come between you and your family. Maybe I shouldn’t have slept here.
Zoba: Buzor, STOP
Nobs: Zoba, I really hate this situation and like you said he’s very protective of you. Maybe he’s just looking out for you.
Zoba: I’m an adult and I know what I’m doing.
Zoba: What are we having for breakfast?
Nobs: You say?
Zoba: Okay let’s go down to the restaurant
Nobs: Okay, why don’t we go to my house and I’ll get Chisom to prepare something.
Zoba: That’s nice. I really want to see her. We’ll get something on our way and I’ll make the breakfast.
Nobs: You don’t have to, love.
Zoba: You didn’t ask me to.
Nobs: Okay, I will just grab my shirt from the bathroom and we’ll go
Zoba: Do you have any shirt there?
Nobs: The one you washed for me..
Zoba: No way! I’m keeping it so that when I miss you, I will sleep in it.
Nobs: That’s so cute. You can keep it then
Zoba: and I also want a bottle of perfume
Nobs: We will get that at mine.
For a moment, I couldn’t believe what was happening to me because everything felt different. I looked at her and I almost shed tears. She fought her family because of me, washed my shirt and even suggested to make breakfast for us. That moment made me consider marriage with her in the picture. What I imagined wasn’t bad at all.
All the way to my car, I was praying not to run into Biola or any of my keles. The morning was going so well that I didn’t want anything to spoil it.
Luckily for me, we didn’t encounter any kele from 4Points to Mega Plaza and back to Lekki 1.
Home – Saturday
We got home and before I could shout “Olu maintain” Zoba was in the kitchen asking Chaa what and what we had so she could make breakfast.
I thought it would be rude to leave her alone with Chaa, so I stayed in the kitchen helping out (by standing in the corner).
My phone rang and it was Ebuka calling to find out if I was home because he was on his way to mine.
I told him I was and would like him to meet Zoba.
Zoba: Chisom, so I know your brother brings different women to this house. How do you cope?
Chaa: Not anymore. Years ago, maybe.
Trust Chaa. She may not like my keles but she knows how to cover up for me at times like this.
Zoba: Okay. I’ll tell you “I told you so when I catch him”
Zoba: Buzor, why are you in the kitchen?
Nobs: I want to be with you.
Zoba: I will be with you during breakfast and after. Go have your bath.
Nobs: Okay, aunty Zoba.
Zoba: I like your ringtone. Please play it for me.
My ring tone is “Fall for your type” and I was happy that she liked it. So I played it and left the phone and quickly went to shower.
While in the bathroom, I quickly took down GSC. – General Shower Cap. GSC has been used by different women especially those that did not plan to spend the night. Packed the other toothbrushes, went back to the room and put them all in the drawer under the bed.
I looked around the room for anything that may put me in trouble but there was none.
I locked the door to shower and a few minutes later I heard a knock on the door.
It was Zoba.
Zoba: Buzor, your phone has been ringing.
Nobs: (Thinking it was Ebuka calling back, I said) you can take the call.
It didn’t take up to two minutes and she knocked again.
Nobs: Who’s that? Chaa, I’m coming
Zoba: I’m the one. A certain Biola just called.
Only one thing came to my mind – E don be!