No BS: What He Said!

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Ok people. Let’s have a bit of fun. Last night I saw a very pretty lady that I would have loved to hang out with sometime but for the 10 minutes or so she spent at Paris Deli, I couldn’t come up with a smart conversation starter.

I know some of us have faced the same situation in the past, so let’s help each other. Share with us the best conversation starter/pick up line you ever used or had used on you. Let’s make it all fun and who knows…we may learn a thing or two.
Use the comment box, express yourselves… WHAT HE SAID !

Noble Igwe

Noble Igwe

Nobs is a SLU…shh trust fund kid who works just to exercise his body and mind.
He’s “Unruly” but as calm as the “ABE” boys.
Referred to as FYI (Fly, Young and Igbo) by his friends, Nobs says iT tHe wAy iT iS.

Follow him on Twitter @nobsdaslushhkid

Enough of the English language……..My name is Noble Igwe,go figure!

30 comments

  1. I once had a guy walk up to me and say “Hi, I know the first 3 digits of ur cell phone number. 080. Would u be nice enough to give me the rest?” It was so silly that I laughed off my head. Ice broken. Dude’s mission accomplished!

  2. I was standing by the bar waiting to get my drink, soon as the bartender got it and I was about to leave the guy next to held me back. He said “Please don’t leave my side, I love the way you smell and in a club filled with variety of BOs, you are a breathe of fresh air.”

    I muttered under my breath “isi odikwa nwoke a mma biko”. He heard it, laughed and we got talking for the rest of the night.

  3. Back in uni, I was eating at this restaurant…as the slow eater I’ve always been I was the last one left when i realised the fine dude beside me left his phone on the table…

    first instinct was to give em owners of the place but errr in Nigeria, you can’t be sure…anyhoo while I was till contemplating the phone rang…second ring, I picked it up to tell whoever what had happened then alas, it was the owner…”I just wanted to get to talk to you….bla bla bla..”…:)

    Loool, so yeah, thats mine.

  4. Met some guy in shoprite sometime. Just noticed we kept bimping into each other and i just said to myself “i know your plans”. Suddenly,he walked up to me with 2 diff packs of Rice (uncle bens n basmati)
    Him:”sorry excuse me, wats the difference?”
    Me: “uncle bens rice is a normal rice but gets cooked faster while basmati is scented,for weight watchers n diabetic patients”.
    Him: oh really?? I will go with uncle bens then. Thanx!
    Me: u r welcome..
    He dropped basmati n came back..
    Him: so do you leave in lekki?
    Me: (sayin ehn in my mind) nope..
    We just got talking but after the shoppin, OYO…

  5. Bloke : Excuse me
    Me: Yea
    Bloke: Am lost
    Me : Oh
    Bloke :Pls watz the way to ur heart
    Me ………mute for sum secs nd we got talking

  6. Nobs, Amber Rose just did a photoshoot with King magazine & I’m pretty sure some photoshop was involved, but I have to admit, she looks hot. Just looking out for you.

  7. I’ve spent the last 20minutes thinking about pick up lines o. Does that mean i don’t get toasted? Chei! This life! Uwa wu pawpaw, mehn…YAW!

  8. She had dis elegant, but horrifying mouth odour i had to run for safty, anyway i offered to help her out,by kissing them off…hmmmmmm

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