N6’S 360SUBMISSION:TALES BY MOONLITE

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This is some random Pidgin Poetry I wrote once. Hope you Enjoy it.

WHY THE TORTOISE HAS A CRACKED SHELL???

E don tey wey dis Tortoise dey over-do; None of the other animals dey gbadun his cruise/

He no get RESPECT, him always dey rude.. if you and Tortoise do RUNZ he must surely cheat you/

God come send all the birds invitation___ talk say party dey for heaven for December/

Na HIM Tortoise come use Agidi as an Elder, come TAX all the Birds, one, one feather.

You go Fear now?__ me I no dey LIE! __ abi you never see Tortoise wey dey Flyy for broad-day light??

The food na DIEE! Shayo was excess/ Tortoise come dey prove say him no really get sense/

He dey Run him mouth; dey Yarn nonsense/ Na soo all the Birds come begin VEX/

So when him dey sleep/dey come collect their Feather/

Then left HIM there and flew back to the Zanga

Tortoise come send his wife TEXT message___

“I wan Jump from Heaven; Bring Mattress”

Trust Network Nauuu…. She no get the Text……………………………………../

So the Tortoise Fell to the ground and Broke his shell

THAT’S MY STORY AND I’M STICKING TO IT…

Have a Great day.

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12 comments

  1. Lol. This is the first time I’m commenting on any post on here – and I come here everyday! I just had to, as you did a really good job and got me smiling sheepishly! Looool.

  2. @Creme…i appleciarit! lol
    @Mabijo… laff wan nearly keee you abi?!
    @SUUISAIDL… im glad i made u smile,its my Pleasure!
    mide… Lazarus!
    @lorlah…..tanxxxz!

    TELL A FRIEND TO TELL A FRIEND…I DONT RILY MAKE ANY SENSE!

  3. N6…Really? Na so? You just upped & pulled a vanishing act, then come back, then went off again, no tori or nothing. I see how it is.

  4. @Ready… Sorry for d Hiatus,my dear! It was due to circumstances beyond my control! But I’m bak in full swing Nauu____ and yes u did **GBAGAUUUUN!!!** but we wil overlook it!

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