This is some random Pidgin Poetry I wrote once. Hope you Enjoy it.
WHY THE TORTOISE HAS A CRACKED SHELL???
E don tey wey dis Tortoise dey over-do; None of the other animals dey gbadun his cruise/
He no get RESPECT, him always dey rude.. if you and Tortoise do RUNZ he must surely cheat you/
God come send all the birds invitation___ talk say party dey for heaven for December/
Na HIM Tortoise come use Agidi as an Elder, come TAX all the Birds, one, one feather.
You go Fear now?__ me I no dey LIE! __ abi you never see Tortoise wey dey Flyy for broad-day light??
The food na DIEE! Shayo was excess/ Tortoise come dey prove say him no really get sense/
He dey Run him mouth; dey Yarn nonsense/ Na soo all the Birds come begin VEX/
So when him dey sleep/dey come collect their Feather/
Then left HIM there and flew back to the Zanga
Tortoise come send his wife TEXT message___
“I wan Jump from Heaven; Bring Mattress”
Trust Network Nauuu…. She no get the Text……………………………………../
So the Tortoise Fell to the ground and Broke his shell
THAT’S MY STORY AND I’M STICKING TO IT…
Have a Great day.