It’s Monday again and you are on www.360nobs.com.
For some reason, I went through memoirs on 360nobs.com and realised that I have been writing since May 16,2010. Today is not the anniversary but somehow I’ve come to realise that we’ve been on this for over a year now. You’ve shared the good, the bad and the not so good moments of my life.
We didn’t have to do so much marketing for 360nobs.com. You people sold it through word of mouth and we are totally grateful. I thank every single one of you for the support, we wouldn’t have gone this far without you. Go out there, grab a bottle of Sprite and a pack of HOB NOBS, the official biscuit of the memoirs of a SLU…shhkid, and send the bill to me. I totally adore every one of you.
In other news, from June 2011,you can read Memoirs of a SLU…shhkid- The missing Pages on WOW Magazine. The Missing pages will cover the articles that did not make it here but there would be a co-relation between both.
The first episode is on my meeting with Slim and the plans we’ve made on moving our friendship to the new level. Don’t miss it
Saturday May 14,2011.
The condom tore..
I was confused and didn’t know if I should continue for what it’s worth. I know some of us will claim that we are Teamcondom all the time but at that moment all that I wanted to do was thrust KIM and pump away.
Here are my reasons;
*She’s got a good job
*She’s got no smell down there
*Even though she’s got a man, it was obvious that she wasn’t a serial cheat.
*I’ve never had sex on a balcony overseeing Lagos and because I wasn’t sure when I would get such an opportunity, I decided to talk myself into it.
Nobs: Babe, have you got another?
Nobs: Do you trust me?
Nobs: I mean like can we go ahead unprotected?
Kim: I trust you well enough. When was the last time you had unprotected sex?
Nobs: It’s been a while. You?
Kim: Well, I go skin with the boyfie.
Kim : Hmmm what, babes?
Nobs: boo, I don’t know who your boyfie may be dicking without protection, before mmadu ebute something.
Kim: Olodo, why are you speaking language for me. You should have come with condoms.
Nobs: I don’t sell condoms jor
Kim: So what do we do?
Nobs: maybe you should go down to the reception and get some but I can’t promise you this hard on will be waiting sha.
Kim: Nobs, I even think my mouth can wake up the dead. Leave that part for me.
Jenny was still on the phone and she had her legs crossed. I thought hard on her offer of a second session the following day.
She got off the phone.
Jenny: Where’s Kim?
Nobs: she went to the reception
Nobs: We ran out of condoms.
Jenny: Wow. So are we still on tomorrow?
Nobs: I‘ve got loads of things to do but I can make out time for you.
Jenny; Me? Alone?
I was about to say yes but I didn’t want to make it obvious that I was interested in her. Secondly, Kim comes to read this and I wouldn’t want her to find out anything stupid here (Kim, I wasn’t going to do anything behind your back that was why I asked you later)
Nobs: I really don’t want it to get nasty so I will ask Kim if I’m allowed to see you alone.
Jenny: Fair enough. Here’s my pin tho. (She passes her phone across to me)
Then there was a knock on the door. Jenny got the door, Kim walks in followed by Chioma.
Kim: Nobs, meet my friend, Chioma
Chioma: We know each other
Kim: It’s a small world
Nobs: It is. Hey Chioma, how’s J girl?
Chioma: She’s fine ooo. We should all hook up soon.
Kim : Hook up for what?
Chioma: I go way back with Nobs.
Like she said,we go way back. If you’ve been following memoirs, you will remember Chioma in week 3. Here’s the link for a flash back. https://www.360nobs.com/2010/05/memoirs-of-a-slu-shhkid-wk3/
Nobs : Kim,can I see you for a min
Kim : Sure hun
We walked back to the balcony
Nobs : I feel used.
Kim : How?
Nobs : you can’t pretend that Chioma didn’t tell you that we know each other.
Kim : No she didn’t
Nobs : I thought we agreed to tell each other only the truth no matter the consequences .
Kim : Yup
Nobs: Did she tell you about herself & I?
Kim: Yes but that was when I showed her your DP this evening.
Nobs: So she was the person that suggested the threesome?
Kim : We were talking about it, then your name came up and then we decided that she should leave and join us at some point so that it will appear like she didn’t know you were coming.
Nobs : I have to go now
Kim : Are you mad at me?
Nobs: I feel like a homeless dog in a close feeding off from all the kitchens in my neighbourhood and that’s not a good feeling.
Kim : I’m so sorry .
Nobs : it’s fine.
Kim : Are we still seeing tomorrow like you promised Jenny
Nobs : I didn’t promise anything but I won’t mind hanging out with Jenny
Kim : Alone?
Nobs : Yup
Kim : That won’t happen . You left me hanging and now you are talking about hanging out with Jen alone.
Nobs: You know what? Have a good night.
I walked out and straight to the elevator. For the first time in a long time, I felt used. I got into my car and decided that someone have to pay for the blue balls. I picked up my phone and called someone that I’ve not called in a while.
Male voice : Hello
Nobs : Good Evening, please I’ll like to speak with Biola
Male voice : hold on, please what’s the name?
Nobs : Noble
I overheard him saying “ baby, there’s a certain Noble on the phone for you” and guess her response “Baby,tell him that I am sleeping”
I didn’t wait for his response, I hung up. When it rains, it pours Maybe I need to change my ways