I know you hate it when I post late but believe me, I’ve gotten so busy it scares me. Recently, I have been busy organizing one of the biggest fashion events of 2011. Some of you may have gotten your notification letters to the event and some of you will get theirs later today, which ever way it goes, don’t fail to get yours.
I’m taking about The davidbowler Exposure party at De Marquee in June 2011 for 200 guests only. It’s strictly for people who are fashion forward, experts and industry decision makers.
We have the best venue; we will provide you with drinks, just bring your fashionable self.
Let’s say I’m uber excited.
So there we were, seated in the car and I was about to start the car
Kim: I had a really good time at yours, how do I say “Thank you”
Nobs: Saying “Thank you” would be enough
Kim: I want to say a “Thank you” you’ll always remember.
Nobs; So what do we do?
Kim: Can you drive while I mouth-ride you?
Nobs: Wow. All the way to Ikoyi?
Kim: If you can hold it, why not?
Nobs: This must be an interesting “Thank you”
Kim instructed me to drive and just when I got to the gate, she undid my fly and slipped in her hand. She kept her hands in and few minutes to the toll, she brought it out and lowered her head.
The lady at the toll didn’t lift the bar and my brain wasn’t connecting at that moment. It took the honking from the car behind to bring me back to reality.
I didn’t want to get involved in an accident so I begged Kim to chill a bit.
We got to her house and trust her to remind me that we paused something.
Kim : Nobs, park few blocks away from the gate
With the car parked meters away from her gate, she finished what she started and as HEAD girl Teamswallow, it was a nice Thank You.
I drove home with different images of KIM on my mind and at some point; I toyed with the idea of stealing her from her boyfriend.
I mean she fancies me and I won’t even lie it was a big night for us.
Last week, some people were pissed that kim is in a relationship and is having an affair with me.
Look at it like The WHO
If there’s a crisis in any region, we step in to assist and not with the intention to occupy. Such services are rare to come by especially in this part of the world and you think I’m not being helpful? Do you know how many women who go to bed everyday with only the imagination of how “Orgasm” feels like?
Anyway, I will not break the relationship; I’ll only fill in the gap.
Saturday April 23,2011.
Erm I talk a lot about my sisters but then I love them. We’ve been planning the trip since 2010 and when Amara and Ned finally chose a date, we knew it was time.
We went out the night before and got home at about 5am, our flight was scheduled for 9am the next day.
Olams, claimed he was going to wake us all up but guess what, it took a bucket of water to wake him up.
We got to the airport, ate food at some joint and out we flew to PH city.
On getting PH, Ned came to get us and without wasting time, we went to Jevinik for some Ofe Onugbu and Nri Ji.
The trip to Jevinik was not just for food, we went to Jevinik to officially give Olams an Igbo name. We named him “Arinze”.
So I present to you, Olamide Arinze Adedeji & Chaaa.
We didn’t spend so much time in PH before hooking up with my momsie and together we all travelled to Aba.
On getting to Aba, Arinze shocked us
Arinze: erm I can’t find my suit
Nobs : Where did you leave it?
Bubus : Yes,where did you leave it?
Arinze : I think I left at that resturant in Lagos
Nobs : No,you are kidding right?
Arinze : I’m not
Bubus : Wow. So what do we do now?
Arinze : We will check it when we get back to Lagos.
Momsie : o gini?
Nobs : Olamide forgot his suit in Lagos
Momsie : Olamide,O eziokwu
Arinze : Ma?
Bubus : common say yes
Momsie: Olamide, you know I won’t be speaking English to you
Nobs: well, lets enjoy Aba and when we get back to Lagos, we will look for the jacket.
We had fun in Aba and Arinze grew a potbelly in one night. Having Eba for lunch and rice for dessert.
Sunday April 24,2011.
We woke up in the morning forming Lagos boys until Popsie informed us that we all have to go to church for Easter.
We didn’t go for the Igbo service because we thought that would be a little difficult for Arinze, so we attended the English service where we got Arinze dedicated.
I could have sworn my friends were “tush” until offering time. Who dances “Alanta” to worship songs? Yes, Bubus & Arinze.
While the choir were giving us some ‘ Aka Nchawa” songs, we boogied like there was no tomorrow.
Church over, we went visiting and after visiting we went back to PH with Momsie.
We got into PH at night and we went straight to my sister’s room. Immediately we entered I knew that I was in trouble. Queen was sitting on my sister’s bed.
Queen and I dated years back and for some reason she stopped talking to me after we broke up.
I was not expecting her to be there but it was my sister’s wedding and I cannot really determine who should be invited and who shouldn’t be.
Anyway, I knew I planned to have fun and there was no way the now-looking-all-hawt-queen was going to spoil things for me.
Monday April 25,2011
Finally the day came and we all went to the church, Amara got married and we all moved to the reception. I have been attending weddings for some time now and I have noticed that you get more “When is your own’ during family weddings.
So uncles and aunties had a field day trying to find out if I was dating. I avoided some, lied to some but one person surprised me… Queen.
I was going to the room to get my phone charger when I ran into her on the staircase.
The original plan was to walk on by but her statement stopped me.
Queen : I heard you guys broke up
Nobs : She finally spoke.
Queen : Meaning?
Nobs : When was the last time you spoke to me?
Queen : last night.
Nobs : How ?
Queen: I said welcome
Nobs : You are funny
Queen : Anyways,you look good.
Nobs ; You look hawter.
Queen : *Tapping her ass* and this is what you are missing
Nobs : Respect Okafor
Queen : Who’s that ?
Nobs : My lawyer
Queen : What’s my business with him?
Nobs ; Nothing
Queen : So where are you going to?
Nobs : My room
Queen ; You will never change. Who’s there?
Nobs : Let me introduce you as Senior wife
Queen : let’s go. You think I’ll be jealous?
Nobs : Let’s find out
With her in front, her massive backside was just in my eye level. She had put on weight but in the right places.
I thought about the consequences of what I was about to do and our people that may require my assistance at the reception. My decision, all dies na die
Immediately we got into my room, Queen asked
Queen : So where’s she ?
Nobs : Here * pointing at her and I then pushed her to the wall*
Queen tried to stop me but when I started kissing her,her hands went round my neck. We kissed with so much rush and when I heard her say “Nobs,please come in”, I went to my box to look for a condom and there was none, so I did the first thing that came to my mind…..
I’m sorry peeps