Sunday April 17,2011.
So here’s the thing, I get turned on by a woman who knows what she wants and not by the green light bullshit. If you stay on the Island, you will agree with me that you see loads of green lights driving and wouldn’t want to get any other from a woman.
I think one of the cheapest ‘Green lights’ line has to be “I hope nobody will break my head when I visit you?” and the usually expected answer is “There’s no woman/man in my life”. And then you go a bit further by adding, “I hope no one will break my head or pour me hot water because of you”. Kim did not even ask me if I was dating or not. To me, that gave her some points because it was obvious that she was not looking for a relationship or something close to that.
Most women should learn from Kim and decide from get-go what you want in a ‘relationship’ and No, not every relationship /fuckbodiship/justhepingeachothership/one night stand requires a definition sometimes you may just need to get into it and regret later. I have not seen any obituary stating that the late so and so died “After a few regrets”, Mbanu!
I was chilling at De Marquee getting ready for The Deco show when it started raining. The rain was heavy and in a short period, the environment became cold.
The idea of what I could do to Kim crossed my mind so I BBMed her.
Nobs: Hey cute boobs
Kim: Hey Hob Nobs
Nobs: The candy special?
Kim: What? I don’t get it
Nobs: I meant, “Hob Nobs candy special” you can’t eat it, but you can suck on it.
Kim: You are such a spoilt child.
Nobs: And I can do things to you
Nobs: Like if you can come to the De marquee, I can show you in the car park.
Kim: Seems some people are in the mood for some action.
Nobs: I’m holding things down with my hands.
Kim: Nobs, you are getting me wet. Stop already.
Nobs: In a circle of 80 years and above women, such a statement can get you a slap.
Nobs: Babe, I’m hard and my hardness is like a Christmas ticket to Nigeria
Kim: Mogbe….. How?
Nobs: It goes up and never come down until after a certain long period.
Kim: You are just a cute silly boy
Nobs: Are you coming?
Kim: We agreed to see later at night, so keep the ticket up
Nobs: Would do
Kim: Btw, please leave your event on time cos I need to spend some time with you.
Nobs: What time is early?
Nobs: And what should I keep?
Kim: Wine and chocolate
Nobs: Just that?
Kim; And a ticket from Nigeria to Australia
Nobs: That’s like 17 hours long
Kim: You are smart.
Nobs:I try sometimes.
Kim : 08055***********. My number just in case
Nobs: Plot 98 Tunde ****************** & 0803**************. My house address and number, just in case too
I went to The Deco Event and from there ended up at Maddy’s house for DR’s birthday.
I kept looking at my phone and switching ‘Mobile network options’ just to see if Kim’s “I’m on my way” message was ‘hanging‘.
I did not want to come across as jumping the gun so I chilled for her message to come through if at all it was going to come through.
It finally came through at 8.20pm
Kim: I know you will hate me now
Nobs: Why hun?
Kim: I’m about to ask for a rain check
Nobs: really? You changed your mind?
Kim: Not that
Nobs: So what?
Kim: The boyfriend just came into town and wants to see me.
Kim; Nobs, are you mad at me?
Nobs: Not really but then you shouldn’t have made me leave where I was
Kim: I didn’t know he was coming back today.
Nobs: Well, have fun with him. Buzz me when you have my time.
Kim: We can move our date to tomorrow after work.
Nobs: And maybe sugar daddy will come back from his own trip and then you will also leave me hanging.
Kim: I promise, it won’t repeat tomorrow.
Nobs: Have fun and buzz me later
Kim: I’m so sorry, Nobs.
I was a bit pissed off but on the other hand, I was happy that she was truthful about the whole thing. That increased her points. It also drove home the idea that she wasn’t looking to start a relationship with me in the first place.
So I stayed back to enjoy my birthday party and also got an opportunity to hang with LYB.
LYB dropped me off at home and just as I was about to sleep, her BBM came through.
Kim: Hey Nobs, are you awake?
Nobs: erm yes, is everything okay?
Kim : I need you to work me through. He’s done and asleep
Nobs: I don’t get ?
Kim: He left me hanging as usual so I’m in the bathroom to take care of me.
Nobs: Pele. Anything for you but if only you had come, we won’t be going having this sort of conversation.
Kim: I’m used to it jor. Moreover, all men claim to be a hunk in bed at the very beginning.
Nobs: I don’t claim to be one but I also know that it is wrong to leave a woman hanging. Put him on some Alomo + Koko Garri diet.
Kim: Will that help?
Nobs: It should
Kim: Anyways, just call and let’s bring me down.
So I called and we were able to make her cum.
I know think that many women go through the same thing but I think it’s totally wrong for any man to leave a woman hanging and not even bother to help her in a any way. If only PWAN has a known track record, I would have recommended them.
Monday April 18,2011
MTN has been acting the fool with my BIS, so I didn’t get the opportunity to BBM Kim all day but we did speak on the phone to confirm that she would like for me to come get her at 8pm from her house.
Done with my meeting which didn’t really go well, I headed over to her house to get her.
She came out wearing a long free dress with no over night bag, so it was obvious that I was meant to take her home afterwards.
We discussed about the days work and she made some work related calls so we didn’t get to talk much during the drive to mine.
We finally got to mine
Kim: Nice place.
Nobs : Thanks hun. What do I offer you?
Kim; Before the ticket or after ?
Nobs: be serious na
Kim; have you got my wine and chocolate?
Nobs: let me get em
I got the wine and chocolate. Poured some into her glass and then asked her to take off her dress.
Nobs: Do it slowly standing at the centre of the room.
She undressed slowly and was left with only her panties and bra. She bent towards me to get her drink, putting the huge boobs in my direction.
I let her sip some wine, dropped the glass and then I pushed her up against the wall with her back to me.
I asked her not to look back and I picked a cube of ice from the ice bucket, dipped it in wine and used it on her nipples. I could tell she liked it because she tilted her head backwards and kept moaning in small tones.
I moved the ice from her nipples, through her back, down to her thighs and legs leaving a trace of water with my movement.
I went back to retrace the line with my tongue with one hand working her right nipple.
I then gently put her on the bed, dipped a chocolate bar in wine and gave her to eat but as soon as she took a bite, I covered her lips with mine.
Chocolate+exchange of saliva+fingers running through her body= bliss
With every piece of clothing off, I compensated her for all the things that she missed.
It was a night of 4th mainland bridge.
I wished she didn’t have to go because I was too tired to drive but immediately we got into the car, she did what I never expected of her..
Let’s see same time, same site on Monday