I’ve been scoped/toasted/asked out in different ways and so have my girls but there are some toastings/scopings that always stand out. And I don’t mean that in a good way. Toastings that are so bad, they become memorable/legendary and almost need their own personal awards show.
Let’s start with Enitan’s most memorable toasting;
Enitan on a beautiful Monday morning boarded a BRT hoping for a wonderful day/week at the office. While on the queue waiting for her bus, she broke into singing a lovely worship song to at least bless her day and the week ahead. After boarding the bus, a young man passed a paper across to her. Enitan who hadn’t seen the young man before looked at the paper curiously; and found out that the show on the paper had been performed already. She looked quizzically at the man who passed her the paper and he told her to check behind it. With the greatest shock of her life at that moment she read “You sing like a bird. You should come and head the choir in my church and we could kick it off from there”. Enitan opened her mouth in shock (at least that’s the gist she gave us) and quickly jumped down from the bus when she got to her bus stop. She glanced behind her and spotted Mr. Choir following her. She said she ran as fast as she could not minding her four inch sandals so she could lose Mr. Choir.
Here is Reanne’s most memorable scoping;
Cute Reanne was in her third year when this funny looking man walked up to her and admired her dressing. Reanne replied with a “Thank you” and kept walking. Well, funny looking man wasn’t done apparently, so he pulled our friend back (yeah, pulled her back literally as she demostrated to us) and told her he wasn’t finished with her. While Reanne was still very shocked by the rude awakening, funny looking man added that he loved her from the first instant he saw her and knew she was going to be his wife. Then he followed with she had better not say No because God wouldn’t forgive her. Are you laughing yet? It’s still very funny after two years. 🙂
Somewhere along the way, this man came in and sat by my side. And the conversation went this way;
Now you please decide which one is most memorable out of my personal toasting/scoping experience. Wish I can read yours though.
Again, my name is CoCo and there is a lot more from my friends and my very happy self .