So I‘ve got the flu and it’s doing my head in badly. Like I don’t even know what to take because everybody (and their mother) has something to say like they went to the Flu Med School.
As if I didn’t have enough to deal with, a certain someone suggested going down on a lady to make the flu go away; I have not tried it yet at the point of writing this, but I cannot assure you that I will not consider it afterwards; if I can get a volunteer here that is.
This is the part of being a bachelor that I do not like. I believe, emphasis on ‘Believe’ that a married man down with the flu will get some special treatment from the wife. Like a feet rub and the likes with no fuss or nagging.
Talking about nagging – Is nagging accepted in a court of law as a basis for seeking divorce? I mean how can a man go to work, spend the whole day thinking about ideas that will improve sales and on getting home, the first thing you hear is “Where are you coming from?” and no, “the office” is never an expected answer.
I think some men go to ‘recreation’ clubs after work not because they are interested in any game but because it provides them with a “waiting area” so that when they get home, their wives would be asleep.
God will protect us from bad men and women.
Sunday March 20, 2011.
So standing in front of me was a woman and the girl I used to know as Ada. She was wearing a short dress revealing enough cleavage to make a man want to sell his entire village.
I wasn’t sure of what to say with the invite in my hand and the sudden reaction in my boxers.
It was not late but it would have been unfair if I had told her that she wouldn’t be able to spend the night .We had something and there was no way I was going to throw her out just like that without considering what we had.
Ada: Buzor, You are not going to say something to me?
Nobs: Something like?
Ada: Anyi aga ano ebe all night.
Ada: Biko zianu
Nobs: Please come in.
Ada: So do we stay in your living room because I guess things are no longer the same?
Nobs: No, You’ll stay with Chisom.
Ada: I’ll like to ask for something, Can we talk?
Nobs: When you are ready, I’ll be in my room.
Ada: Okay. Ana’m abia.
I went back to my room with the image of the new Ada making me restless. She was about to become someone’s wife and I had the opportunity of being her first. I’m really not a huge fan of being someone’s first but maybe sleeping with Ada will teach Iyke a bitter lesson.
I must have drifted off to sleep because when she tapped me, I thought it was a dream.
Ada : Nna ngwa kuni te
Nobs : Kedu ife na aku?
Ada: Past 8
Nobs: have you eaten?
Ada: Yes, Chaa gave me food.
Nobs: Are you okay?
Ada: You are still like this, always asking, “Are you okay?”
She sat down on the bed and from the angle she was sitting I could see her panties and I liked it. There’s something about seeing a lil bit of a chic’s panties. It’s not a crime; it’s just a hobby.
Nobs: Only married people change
Ada: Ibia kwa
Nobs: Oya, sorry.
Ada: I missed you
Nobs: No, you didn’t. How’s your husband?
Ada: He’s fine but that’s not why I’m here.
Nobs: Well, I have to ask about him
Ada: Tell me, are you going to come for my wedding?
Nobs: At this moment, I’m still thinking about it.
Ada: Buzor, this is so wrong to say but I still think I’m about to get married to the wrong man because my heart belongs to you and you alone. I may regret all these tomorrow but right now all I want to do is sleep beside you.
I was moved and all I wanted to do there and then was take her clothes off and hold her close to me. I just wanted to stop her from saying more with my mouth.
I witnessed the whole ‘spirit being strong and body being weak’ philosophy; though I, frankly do not belong to that school of thought.
Nobs: Ada, you belong to another now and you have to let go
Ada: I know. I’m trying
She then started to cry; I couldn’t watch her cry without doing anything. So I moved to hold her. I held her close to my chest. She smelt so nice. I could tell she only just had her bath. She turned and her lips met mine. That was it
We kissed like we’ve not kissed before. I was only wearing my boxers and a tee shirt.
It was obvious that I was hugely turned on and when my hands grabbed her boobs, I quickly moved my hands to unzip her dress. She was wearing no bra and she stood up to take off the dress.
There she was standing with no dress on, her hair covered with a hair wrap and nothing more. I was confused and I couldn’t think straight.
Ada: Buzor, make me a woman.
Nobs: Ada, it’s not that simple but
She placed her finger on my lips to stop me from talking
Ada: biko zie. I’ve always dreamt of this moment and how special it would be.
Ada: Buzor, If I call it off with Iyke will you marry me?
At that point, all the comments on memoirs flashed through my mind and I lost my erection and the drive to continue.
Nobs: Ada, we have to stop now. We can’t do this. You will bring shame to your family and your mother will never forgive me.
Ada: Buzor, don’t break my heart.
Nobs: Ada, we just have to stop.
Ada: So are you asking me to dress up?
Nobs: Yes, please
She dressed up, left the room without saying anything to me.
The following day when I woke up for work, my sister told me that Ada left at about 6am and that she cried all night
I didn’t have any answer for her and still don’t.
This was very emotional for me and maybe we are really meant for each other.
It’s about 2 weeks to her wedding and I can make her stop now, what do you think?