So I left Bacchus thinking “ What if Biola shows up at mine while I was busy smashing Titi?” I didn’t like the picture that my mind created so I decided to move it to the following day.
My birthday was so family centred that I didn’t bother taking anybody home with me. My two sisters were around and loads of my friends were staying at mine so there was no way I was going to let someone scream my name.
Friday February 11th,2011.
So I got home and decided to BB Titi
Titi : Hey handsome
Nobs: Hey, I’m sure you added me so that you can share my messages with Biola.
Titi : Stop already; What sort of insult is that?
Nobs: I’m just saying. I don’t want to be a source of gossip for you chics.
Titi : Nobs, I know that Biola is just f**king you and that is it.
Nobs : Where are you?
Nobs: should I come get you?
Titi: Sure why not…
Nobs : You know what, why don’t we start with a movie or dinner cos I wouldn’t want you to think this is about sex.
Titi : Who is this?
Nobs : It’s Noble Igwe
Titi: For you it’s just about the sex and nothing more.
Nobs: Movie after work, deal?
So I went to bed hoping that they would call me from work asking me not to bother coming to work but no,that did not happen instead I was awake at 6am brushing my hair.
I was almost sleeping at work but the thought of my date with Titi kept me awake with hope.
Now let me describe Titi a bit. Titi is a proper Yoruba girl with the proper Yoruba shape. Her boobs are like properly grown Pawpaws and her ass will make any gay man say ‘It might not be bad being a Bi’
You know this thing abut time moving slowly especially when you are waiting on a booty call! Well, I wasn’t waiting on a booty call; I was waiting for the close of business so that I can go home and rest properly.
Maybe my discomfort was as a result of old age and not the lack of sleep.
I was out on lunch when my phone rang and for a full 28 seconds, I didn’t know if I really wanted to take the call or not, but I decided to take it
Nobs : What do you want ?
Ada : I called you yesterday but you didn’t take my call.
Nobs : Loads of people called me
Ada : Buzor, anyi ana ese okwu?
Nobs : Mba but things are no longer the same
Ada : How ?
Nobs: Ada, you are married at least traditionally to Okey.
Ada: But we agreed that we’d meet to talk about this?
Nobs: Ada, let’s not start something we’ll regret later. We should stop communicating with each other. I’m not good for you.
Ada: Buzor, I really care about you. I know that it is late but we can still be friends.
Nobs: Ada, we need to stop talking because you may not like the end result.
Ada: Buzor, I’ve not done anything with my husband
Nobs: But he’s now your husband and things must stay that way.
Ada: I’ll be in Lagos soon to shop for my wedding and I’ll like to see you.
Nobs: You can’t stay at mine. Not any longer.
Ada: I know you wouldn’t let me, but can we see to talk?
Nobs: That won’t be a problem
Ada: Happy belated birthday, Nkem.
Nobs: I’m not Nkegi but Thank you.
Ada: I’ve missed talking to you and I pray someday you’ll add me to you blackberry.
Nobs: I hope so too
Ada: Ngwa gbado anya.
Nobs: My regards to your dad and mum.
I won’t even lie, I ‘ve missed Ada a lot but there was no way I was going back to that and not even now that I am looking for a wife of my own. I know this may sound somehow to some of you but I need to get me a woman to give birth to very cute three children (Cue to anybody looking for same) and will make me proud enough to tattoo her name on my back.
Like every long journey, there’s always an end point. I tried not to buzz Titi immediately I left work so I wouldn’t look desperate and just in case she planned it with Biola, I wouldn’t also appear too eager.
Titi : Took you the whole day to say hi
Nobs: I’m so sorry, I was too busy at work.
Titi : But not too busy to tweet?
Nobs: Sheet! You follow me? What’s your handle?
Titi: won’t tell. Where are you?
Nobs : Leaving work in a bit.Where do we meet ?
Titi : You say
Nobs : Galleria, no?
Titi : That would be great
Nobs: See you in a bit.
Okay to be truthful, I only chose the galleria because any other place would appear suspicious if Biola was behind it.
On the other hand, after spending mad money the day before, there was no way I was going to have any expensive dinner with Titi when I wasn’t sure she was spending the night.
I got to the galleria and Titi was waiting upstairs by the ticket stand with 2 other chics.
I walked to her expecting Biola to jump out from the corner but nothing of that nature happened.
Nobs: Hey Titi
Titi: Hey Nobs.
Nobs: How was your day?
Titi: Fine. Meet Jennifer and Funmi
Nobs: Nice to meet you, Jennifer. Nice to meet you Funmi. Erm Titi, can I speak with you for a minute?
Nobs: What’s up? Are your friends on the same date with us?
Titi : You spoke so much of Biola that I was scared you may invite her so I decided to bring along my friends.
Nobs: Oh cool. Now we are aware that we have Biola on our side.
Titi: Yep! Give me a minute to discharge them.
Titi came back minutes later but instead of talking about the movies, her first words shocked me
Titi: Nobs, you had a tiring day yesterday and it would be unfair to put you though a long movie when all you need to do, is get some rest while I work your back.
Nobs: truth be told, I’m really tired and would require all that massage.
She drove behind me as I told her I needed to make one quick stop… my “suppliers” house to enable me collect some new work tools.
We got home and after having our bath, Titi asked me for fresh sheets.
Bed looking neat with me in just boxers and a v neck t-shirt, Titi undressed and wore only a marching lacy panties and heels. At that point, I knew she has been reading my tweets.
She took the cuffs and locked my hands above my head
Put a pillow below my back and used her tongue from my ears down to my feet.
I was shaking, trembling but enjoying every bit of it.
I thought I was going to faint but that was until her mouth rested in between my legs.
For a long time, Titi was in charge and all the cake and other things I got on my birthday seemed a huge joke cos she was giving me the best birthday present.
Saturday February 12th,2011
I woke up in the morning only to see a BBM and 16 Pings from Biola.
Biola : I have a meeting on the Island for 11am and
I’m I’ll bring you cake. Please reply when you get this.
I was confused because Titi’s car was packed downstairs and there was no way I was going to rush her out without one for the road.