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While having drinks with friends this weekend (ok, truth is we were having maltina, just sounded more glamorous to say drinks) a female friend mentioned she had totally given up on men as par their cheating ways, she said she would accept any guy on the basis that while he cheats she’s kept in the dark about it (what you don’t know can’t bite you in the ass).  That got me wondering, for someone who hasn’t even seen the third decade of her life to conclude that all men are dogs is disheartening

On the other hand, I totally agree with her, men, boys, dogs’ call them whatever you want, have become a nuisance, it is now a norm to see a married guy out with his mistress at public functions where half of the people in attendance were also present at his wedding.  No one is even bothered by such acts anymore forgetting the holy sanctity which is marriage.

It really is a shame to say the least, but really are men born dogs(that’s the one million dollar question)?  My answer would be, I think we are, reason being no matter how hot, sexy, classy a man’s wife, girlfriend or lover is, he still has eyes for other women.  Back as a teen I thought that as a guy you were on the lookout for the trophy girl, nice skin, lovely figure and a face to kill for, then I grew up and realized that even if you had that trophy girl, that roving eye never stays still at the mere site of a daughter of Eve.  Guys are ruled by the P or the 3rd member (call it what you will).

Guys, let’s be frank, most guys who cheat do so for so many unreasonable reasons (boredom, the thrill, show off, side bets).  If you’re bored and can’t be bothered to re-ignite the sparks (since she’s kuku not the one) then #ontothenext one, there is no rule that says you have to date one girl.  If you miss the thrill become a serial dater (there are many girls willing to be side dishes) and be upfront from the get go and if it’s a bet, why not bet on Arsenal losing a cup final, it’s now something of a surety you betting against them.

Surprising still, is the fact that they seem to prefer to screw around with girls who are not as beautiful or witty as their wives or girlfriends, you would say the less attractive the easier they are, it’s not true, if you had valid reasons to cheat or screw around you would want to do something classy. Period!


In my opinion, I think men subconsciously assume women to be toys (forgetting Woody for the thrill of Buzz Lightyear – remember Toy Story) we keep getting tired of the toy we have and start to covet the ones we see on display.

I know you guys are screaming bloody murder, girls cheat too, I agree but I’ll have to go out on a limb to say, for every girl cheater, they are twenty guy cheats.  We shouldn’t lie to ourselves, we were built this way(I think) but as there is a majority of cheats, there is also that minority that have allowed restraint, principle and thoughtfulness be their guide. To you lucky ladies that find such men, never forget to tell that MAN how blessed you are for having him, ‘cause truth be told GOOD men are now like NITEL lines.

Ladies on behalf of my brothers and our insatiable 3rd member I tender my apologies, we just can’t seem to have enough of you. You come in wonderful packages, gift wrapped specifically made for each one of us but due to our voracious nature we want to unwrap every package not realizing we have the right gift already.

P.S: I know this issue has been dissected, studied, discussed with no concrete solutions (frankly speaking there isn’t one) but the effrontery with which cheating occurs is frightening.  If you must cheat at least wear a RUBBER.



Who am I? Simply put I’m N.O.T or simpler still NUTS. I love life - the ups, the downs, the merry go rounds, but most of all I love that babe that carried me for nine months ... She’s my inspiration, my role model. I can kill for music & I’ve seen enough movies to tell u the end; I love women & hanging out especially with my peoples. On that note enjoy my articles; sometimes it’ll be funny, sometimes long & annoying but most times it’ll just be nutty.


  1. I beg to disagree
    men are not dogs
    you were not born that way
    nature/society whatever you call it enabled you and since there’s no SERIOUS consequence for the action and with many “available” partners to cheat with ………………………………………………………………………………its been condoned

    my 2 kobo

  2. “Show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show u a man tired of screwing her”(dialogue from Perfect stranger)…this is why,no matter who men date or marry(be it beautiful,sexy,Ugly) they end up searching for another.

  3. @ Nobs; hadn’t made up my mind about your writing,before now, but right now, my mind is making up to-wards the right. Nice write up! keep it up.

  4. @ brown I beg to agree,society or nature,men are men. My 2 shillings.
    @ abido it musnt be so nah, haba.

    @sideeye men are also lovable…receivin the two kobo

    @ese thank u on behalf of Nobs,last I checkd I’m NOT

    @chingy..amin amin amin!

  5. The society encourages it. Cos when a man cheats he is hailed as a stud. Thus he flaunts his activities around. *HISSS*

  6. @luscious point of correction…the word cheater is a noun coined in the 1300s-50s it describes 1. a person or thing that cheats.
    2. (Slang) a. eyeglasses; spectacles
    b. Falsies

    And I also stated dat women r guilty too. Its still sad sha…

  7. I refuse to believe u are wired dat way! What makes u think that girls don’t have screaming and raging libidos just d way u do? Girls just keep it in check. Like an earlier commentator said, its just cos there r no real disciplinary measures in place and that we r in a “man’s world” that we r even having this conversation! Let men agree to stop being dogs and they would become men! No ones say u sd not screw 100 times a day, just do it with one babe!

  8. True word! Guys certainly have the whole cheating thing encrypted in their DNA but I think the societal acceptance makes it even more pronounced! I lost faith in guys being faithfull a long time ago!

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