I’m currently typing under the influence …I’m writing under the influence of sleep. I’ve had so much fun it felt like a sin and I was using my birthday as an excuse.
On the eve of my birthday, I was at tribeca to support during the Industry Night but also to meet his new girl friends.
My intention is not to drag MI in the Mud but because I believe that whatever we share on memoirs, remains with us. Right?
It’s no longer news that MI has got something for white chics but it’s huge news that he left his Nigerian chic for a white babe.
However, I totally support him cos from what I heard there’s something special about white chics and because of this special attribute, MI is currently seeing two ladies.
Ladies and gentlemen, please meet Agbonma and Adaugo.
Thursday February 10th, 2011.
My birthday met me at Tribeca and it was a cool moment with different peeps walking up to me to say “Happy birthday” and then the calls started coming through. I felt so loved that at some point I had to turn off my phone to concentrate on the event.
At about 3am.
I thought I was dreaming but it was so real that when I woke up I felt some sticky wetness around the fly of my boxers and it was real. I got my first birthday gift from Amber Rose and for those of you that know, we go way back.
I got loads of Cake and other stuff from different people but I also got stuff from a secret admirer. If you are reading this, thank you very much.
My day was all about “Happy birthday “ calls, tweets,SMS and then The Call.
Nobs: Hey Bee
Biola: Hey Nobs
Nobs: What’s new ?
Biola: So how come I’m not invited to this Noble is my Dude or are you taking your rope with you?
Nobs: Ropu kwa? Who”s my rope?
Nobs: You need to stop insulting her
Biola: Anyways, what’s the plan for the night?
Nobs: I’ll be at Bacchus with friends and you can come through if you wish
Biola: If I wish? I don’t get that?
Nobs: Come through to Bacchus
Biola: Is that how to invite your woman?
Nobs: Ok. Dear Biola, please join me at Bacchus tonight for my birthday celebrations.
Biola: Ok boo but you have to promise me one thing?
Nobs: What’s that?
Biola: You ‘ll let me ride you in Bacchus male toilet.
Nobs: Is that going to be my birthday present?
Biola: Ask for anything and you’ll get.
Biola: Yes, anything.
While driving I tried to reach my international appearance and personal styling consultant, Ibilola. (Check out www.ibbystyles.com) but her phone was switched off.
I got home, had my bath and changed into a MAI for a dinner with the boys.
Dinner was good and we had to move to Bacchus for the major event.
It started like the normal “Noble is my Dude” with Lights, Camera and Action.
I had cup cakes with “N” on them and they were begging to be eaten.
My people came through for me and performed some of my favourite songs.
MI & Waje performed “ One Naira”, MI & Lami performed “ Know”, Banky W performed 3 different songs and then MI closed up performances with “No 1”.
Thank you Banky W, MI, Beazy, Waje, Lami, Muna, and loads of people that I can’t mention .God bless you real good.
So the party was all fun until Biola stepped in looking all smashing with a girl beside her.
She walked to me and whispered
Biola :I can see your boys are here
Nobs : Yup
Biola : Who’s at yours?
Nobs : E and Boogie
Biola : So what is your plan for me?
Nobs : You didn’t tell me that you wanted to spend the night
Biola : I actually don’t want to
Nobs : Oh cool.
We danced for a long time if though all I was thinking was she and I having a rough one in the toilet but I didn’t want to bring up the conversation.
I think the champers go to me a lil because at some point, I placed my hands on Biola’s bum and that was when I noticed that she was wearing no panties.
Nobs : I like the feel of your bum
Biola : You like it even more soon
Nobs : How?
Biola: Walk me to the ladies
Nobs : Use the one upstairs ( There were few people upstairs then so I suggested that)
We got upstairs and instead of using the female toilet, Biola dragged me with her.
I wanted to stop her but my erection was controlling my mind and I didn’t even tried stopping it
She pulled down a toilet seat and pushed down with a kiss
I wanted more and kept pushing my tongue inside her mouth but she had other plans.
Biola : Nobs,what do you want?
Nobs : What and what can I have ?
Biola : A BJ or a good lay
Nobs: I want a bit of both but maybe a BJ because the other will make me sweat and I don’t anybody looking at some sweat patch on my shirt.
Biola pulled down my pants and lowered her tongue on me. For a moment all the hymns that we sang in secondary school came flashing.
I tried to stop her because I couldn’t take the pleasure anymore but she wouldn’t just stop.
She went on and on until I emptied the entire content of my semen bladder in her mouth.
That was when I realised that some people were inside the toilet so we had to wait for them to go out before leaving even though we didn’t check before going in.
We got back to the dancing floor and I continued like nothing happened.
Few minutes later,Biola got a call and asked her friend to dance with me while she goes to take the call
Nobs : Hey
Her : hey
Nobs : I’m Noble
Her : I know.happy birthday again,I’m Titi
Nobs : So where’s my birthday present
Titi : It’s with me
Nobs : Ok give me.
Titi grabbed my head and gave me a wet kiss.short but with a lot of message.
Nobs : Are you going together with Biola?
Titi : No,where’s your phone
Nobs : here
Few minutes later
Titi : I just added you on my BBM.Let me know when you are done.
Nobs : Are you trying to set me up?
Titi : No,everybody deserves loads of birthday sex
I was confused and didn’t know what to do but a part of me wanted a small peiece of her…….Fuck ——Thou shall not hit on your girl’s friends”