BODY ODOURS, RELIGION AND THE NIGERIAN TAKE.

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Well, truth be told, I am tired of standing in a crowd, on a queue or just standing next to someone and having the lights taken out for a second due to the waft of stink swimming up my nostril, come on, I know SURE deodorant isn’t a Coca- cola Co. Product so I won’t be so harsh, but my anatomy taught me the basic function of the nose is to distinguish smell. So how is it, that people cannot distinguish something as simple as B.O.  I mean u don’t need any form of qualification for it.

I would personally like to use this forum to campaign against B.O not because it will reduce the incidence of cancer or even HIV/AIDS or stop World hunger, though it might increase the possibility of getting a date. So for my nostrils sake please spread the message of  SURE, not only will u be doing my nose a favour but you’ll also be doing the general public a great service.  Thank you for your time.  This message was not paid for by SURE!

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So maybe I’m officially tired of giving a hoot, would u blame me I’m over 30, still single made my 1st million twice over, though that counts for shit cos it’s in naira. So maybe I’m jus telling the awful truth that we all seem to avoid cos we’re Nigerians, and d average one is a two faced, spineless mediocre loving person. For me and my little entourage we don’t give a damn, so i wanna talk about religion, churches, so called men of God and where that leaves me and my backroom staff (if only wishes were horses).  So i’m sitting here watching this show telling me to attend a seminar where im sure to bag a wife or husband, and to tell the truth i aint heard anything about Jesus yet. Ok i just did, at the end of the show. In my opinion this is just another need that is being preyed on, like how health poverty, and most of our material needs are the object of this programs, excuse me for being a skeptic but i think religion in Nigeria is just another past time like clubbing on a Friday nite, or attending  a  wedding on a Saturday(yeah I said it) it’s now a society thing.

Just like the entertainment business that blossomed recently, where now you have singers, actors, painters, writers and even bloggers sprouting every 5secs. So is the church. If the amount of the attendee at each Sunday service was an indicator for the goodness of the land, Nigeria would definitely be a paradise, but as soon as d doors open its back to business again, looting, lying and marauding all begin again. I’m not saying amongst this heathens there r not a few good men, I’m jus saying that the next time you send me a forwarded Christian message read it 1st and examine yourself, are u worthy of His grace, my bible at least when last I browsed thru told me to seek 1st His Kingdom and every other thing will be added to me.  I think we should all take a cue from that passage and try and ask in all situations, yes even that one where you’re supposed to be blind to d fraud around u cos of the kick backs, what would Jesus do here.  To my critics, I’m not saying I’m perfect, I’m just saying if your gonna do somfin, do it for u not cos it’s in vogue and everyone’s doing it. Ya dig!! Plus God isn’t a play thing, really, you don’t see him but you will soon, and then what next, I generally assume He’s like a parent on holiday and when he returns to find out about my mess I’ll be in deep shit, so I try not to mess up too much knowing i’ll have some accounting to do.

On a lighter note, I’m jobless, not really broke and would like to wear a suit 24/7, plus would like to have Waje for more than a minute. Please help out. **straight face**

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datboy_NOT

Who am I? Simply put I’m N.O.T or simpler still NUTS. I love life - the ups, the downs, the merry go rounds, but most of all I love that babe that carried me for nine months ... She’s my inspiration, my role model. I can kill for music & I’ve seen enough movies to tell u the end; I love women & hanging out especially with my peoples. On that note enjoy my articles; sometimes it’ll be funny, sometimes long & annoying but most times it’ll just be nutty.

9 comments

  1. So do ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ feel better now? I guess so! As I read, twas as though I was reading d works of a pressurised tap! Let them know how ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ feel! Its always good to unburden ur mind! Just took me back to dat very good fb write up ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ had back in HJ! Had read dat one several times;
    About dat million2ce over….hmmmnnn…..let’s see in camera!

  2. “Just like the entertainment business that blossomed recently, where now you have…bloggers sprouting every 5secs.”
    hmmmm….
    iHope you read this your article sha either before, or after takin a swipe like that. #iDonTalkFinish.
    As for the ‘issues’ raised, very ‘clear n present’ dangerlike. Well done. Keiskwerd was right on the money with the pressurised tap bit.
    All said and done, #correctSubjectMatter. (y)

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