I’m really sorry about not posting writing Memoirs of a SLU…shhkid last week. I really wanted to write but we changed our sever and for some reason I stayed up all night supporting the Team. But seriously on the real tho, I’ll try to improve on keeping the Memoirs constant but believe whenever I fail to post, I feel sad.
Monday December 27, 2010
On getting Ada’s text two things came to my mind
1. Maybe Iyke read Memoirs and is trying to set me up with Ada
2. “ Buzor, I just read Memoirs of a SLU…shh
I was more sacred of the second thought because the aftermath may be difficult for me to settle in this lifetime.
What would I say? “It’s like a dairy where I write things about my life and it shouldn’t be taken so seriously (straight face)”.
Lawd help me, I would possibly be taken to the meeting of the elders and maybe my parents would be asked to stop attending the Anglican church. I thought about the sort of things that may happen if Ada gets to these Memoirs. Chei!!!!
I read the text once again and then I decided to sleep over it.
Now back to reality, Biola and I got upstairs and went straight to the bathroom. I was supposed to be tired but the moment Biola took off her dress, I was moved by the sight of her lacy bra, Jizoz! I don’t know about you but you bras with lacy finishing can make an ordinary breast look like a pair belonging to Niki M.
I tried everything humanly possible to ignore her but the little one wouldn’t work with me. She handed over the shower gel, sponge and asked me to scrub her back. I don’t know if you’ve ever been involved in bathtub sex, if not, it starts with the back scrubbing and things.
So started with the back and moved my hands down towards her ass and gradually I moved my fingers in between her legs and it felt warm. I kept moving my fingers back and forth while watching her soapy body react to it
Nobs: Yes b
Biola: This is not the plan
Nobs: What’s the plan?
Biola: Have your bath and let’s go get some cookies from the kitchen.
We had our bath with little body contact even though I kept going for the boobs. The warm bath gave me a little straight and I was also craving the cookies so I walked Biola to the kitchen with towels on our waist but instead of the cookies, Biola grabbed the honey jar from the refrigerator, sat on the kitchen slab and dropped some on her nipples. At first, I was confused and without thinking I went straight to lock the door.
Nobs: Bee, someone may come for water
Biola: Because you are still standing there talking
I walked over to the slab and licked off the honey starting from the boobs, down to her belly button and the gently pushed her legs apart with my head.
I was still in bed when someone touched me and on opening my eyes I saw Biola standing over me with a tray. I was surprised because the real Biola leaves early and it was just the “shags” for her but this one getting me food was totally different.
Biola: Good morning, baby. What’s the look?
Nobs: What look?
Biola: Like you are surprised
Nobs: Shouldn’t I be?
Nobs: Cos, this is a different you
Biola: I made you some kind of English breakfast
Biola: Well, not completely. Just with the stuff I found in the fridge
Nobs: I love you for this
Biola: Nobs, I was thinking maybe we should really get serious
Biola: Like just the two us without that slim thing and shirls and anything else
Nobs: Well, let’s think about it and be sure that it’s something we really want to get into.
Biola: Well, just know that I love you.
Nobs: I love you too
*Please note that I would have loved to say a lot of things about Biola but she reads this and may not find it funny *
We went to see a movie and after the movie she went home. It was my best day ever with Biola and I don’t know what you think but maybe I should give her a chance.
I was in the living room watching Afimag with Cha when the call came in…
Ada: Buzor, good evening
Ada: Odinma, I sent you a text, why haven’t you added me?
Nobs: You didn’t send your pin
Ada: Sorry, I didn’t know it then
Nobs: How did your ‘party’ go?
Ada: Ogara ofuma
Nobs: Your husband nko
Ada: We just finished talking but I’m not really happy
Ada: It’s you that I want. Is it late now?
I couldn’t say anything and was totally confused…..
As in…..??? (insert bbm smiley for very confused look)