Humble disclaimer: I’M NOT Downgrading or Trying to Put any1 down but…
Please, its NOBLE and OyeAKD that encouraged me to write my mind oh!….hold them!…tee hee hee #RunningAway (mischievous grin)
I waltzed into the Cool station (late as usual); I honestly do make an effort to come to work early everyday, but somehow, something always comes up. Margaret Thatcher (I will describe her later, stay tuned) told me that the KpoKpo Master’s new promo cd had just come in; along with the Promo cd of some other young artist.
(I will leave the gender of the…babe (artiste)…up to u guys …..ooooppps! Did I just let that out? Damnn!..Ok, let’s go on!).
I was very curious to hear this Artiste’s music basically because I had seen her hang out with the JujuDon and his merry camp of All stars. So, forgive me if I was overtly excited. I heard she even performed in place of (my cousin-from-my-mothers-side…by the way) Shawn-Chukwu Carter’s wife at the famous Igba Nkwu earlier this year; when she (OuwaBeyonceNwa) was dismally delayed by volcanic ash..#chuckle!
WHERE I GUCKED MYSELF…AND THE DESCRIPTION OF MARGARET THATCHER
Margaret Thatcher is a married woman who is is the longest serving member of the music department at the Cool-station. Her ear for music is impeccable and her judgement on what’s hot? and what’s not, is unquestionable (sorta like OYEAKD..u owe me promo money here bro!) a.ka. she sabi er honions #pardontheHfactor.
So, I told her that I always see shawty with the Juju-Don AllStars so her music must be good; if the JujuDon endorses her (even though albeit codedly). Thatcher concurred with me and was probably why both cds came in together.
I went to handle a few things only to see Thatcher tossing the new promo cd and the babes Posters aside.
Then the following conversation ensued;
Thatcher: Hey You, N6!
Moi: Yes Ma! #Trembling
Thatcher: I hope you know that upon all the hype you gave your friend. Its not the Juju-Don that produced her songs…first of all o!
Moi: You don’t sayyyyyyy?
Thatcher: I am not impressed at all, matter of fact they should go back to the drawing board, she is not that special! What’s with all the hype?
Moi: Are u kidding? (stoooopid look on my face)
NOTE TO SELF CORNER: Listen HARD, you can also learn a few things here, Reader! NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER GO AND HYPE SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE NOT CONFIRMED.
*No talk say because you see Diamonds on top Celebrity Neck, make you go dey kill yourself to “Rock Ice”. *OR…I think she must be a very talented artiste because I see her with talented artistes..na there you go #Gbagaun for public aka “Shaitting In Church”.
I gave the Cd a fair listen, its not Garbage far from what Margaret Thatcher portrayed. But she honestly does have a lot of work to do before that package becomes a complete product.
I stil hung up the Babe’s poster, although I wont tell you guys where I hung it specifically (she’s a very fineee gyal BTW.) The Gap-teeth is an obvious attraction…(jooor ooh! its werks fer me).
Knowing the Juju-Don and his Merry band of All-stars; the Shawty will still BLOW regardless (which is a Good thing…for her!)
Lastly, I must confess i’m still feeling a bit “Woozy” after all that drama from the CD.
God is Good. BIZNESS B4 PLEASURE always.
Lest, I forget to ask?
Who is Ban-kuli-Kuli?…or somtin like dat?! #nobody should come and now start harassing me o!
I coded the Yarns very very Well!……i think!…i hope? #ConstructiveCriticismTohBadt
Nnamdi N6 Nwabasili (Broadcaster – ROAD SHOW)