I’ve been writing the memoirs for a while now that it feels like I know most of you on a one on one basis. I always look forward to Sundays when i put fingers to keyboard to share the SLU…shhKid’s weekly escapades. Always read the rules here.
I’ve been through a lot recently and with Ada’s mum going off on me last weekend, that got me thinking. Ok, maybe i haven’t been totally truthful to you all and regarding Ada – hmmm, now that has been a huge pain in my heart of hearts. I mean, i really do care about her but i don’t see her as my future wife and don’t know how to go about it without breaking her heart. I may appear all tough and I-don’t-give-a-fuck-isshh but deep inside of me, I can’t really hurt a fly and that is the real issue here.
Ada hasn’t lived in a big city like Lagos and the few times that she’s been here, I’ve gone out of my way to give her a good time and somehow that might have given her the idea that I love her a lot. I mean dont get me wrong as I mentioned earlier, I care about her ‘cos she is DIFFERENT and that was a turn on but hasnt been strong enough to make me want to spend the rest of my life with her.
Yes, I know you would like to blame me and I ‘ll gladly take the blame but don’t tell me that you’ve never been in this sort of situation. I can’t just sit her down and say, “It’s over, and there can never be anything like US”. Calling it off with Ada will hurt my mum, not like I’m marrying for my mum but Ada is the only candidate that she’s brought forward so far, it will tear her apart.
After reading the comments from last week memoirs, I’ve made up my mind that I would let her come to Lagos during the holiday and I’ll tell her to forget about us. I have to be strong for the two of us and if she insists on making me her ‘first man’, then I might as well give her that as parting gift. I really hate virgins but I would go through that torture to make her happy.
I guess I have to wait and find out how this whole thing will play out during the upcoming public holiday (Tuesday/Wednesday).
Ok, so I started off by saying that I lied about something, well I didn’t totally lie but I didn’t want it out here but the way the whole thing is going right now, I might as well ask you lot what you think. Soooo, I’m having a affair with my colleague at work – there, I said it. *Free at last*
I don’t subscribe to office romance but then I didn’t plan this one at all, it just happened. Ify and I have been colleagues for a while but we don’t talk in the office unless it is work related and no social conversation. I mean it took just one Friday rainfall to spoil everything I had against office romance. It was raining and Ify needed a lift to Maryland bus stop to get a cab home. I gave her a lift and we got talking about all sorts, from work to 360nobs and my personal life. There was a lil traffic so we spent a lot of time getting to know more about each other and then she complained about the AC being too cold.
Ify: Nobs, the AC is making me cold.
Nobs: The rain and the AC will make you go to his house and get IT hard.
Ify: He’s not in town.
Nobs: Call his assistant.
Ify: Not everybody is like you
Nobs: I was only trying to help you. I really would love to know what you think of me.
Ify: I think you are just an Ashewo 10 -10 kobo.
Nobs: Very funny. Like you’ve paid to use me before.
Ify: Nobs, if I should catch cold, I’ll follow you home ooo
Nobs: In that case, I’ll increase it (I increased the AC).
Nobs: Customer mi.
We laughed it off and when I dropped her off, I wanted to kiss her good night on both cheeks but when she turned for the kiss, our lips met and none of us tried to stop. We kissed so hard and within minutes I had my fingers inside her. All this beside the Oando and when we finally pulled off the only word she said were;
Ify: We’ve gone this far, we might as well finish it off but it’s only for this night. Drive to the Island, I’ll call home to tell them that I won’t be coming home tonight.
Nobs: Oh cool
Ify: Nobs, whatever happens tonight stays between us.
We got to the island and stopped over at Mega Plaza to get a bottle of Vodka. We took the drink home and went hard on it in the bathroom while we took turns in rubbing each other’s back.
It was supposed to be a one-night stand but it’s been on and off for two months now and I’m getting scared. We don’t say much to each other at work but our conversations on BBM will make our mothers cry.
I NEED TO STOP THIS!!!
Thursday, November 11th 2010
So, I was at the airport to buy my ticket for a trip to Abuja. I don’t usually do Dana but they had the earliest flight out of Lagos. I bought my ticket real quick but I also noticed the skirt of the ticket attendant that sold the ticket to me. She had her skirt so short that you would think it was made out of “remaining material”. For those of you who don’t know what ‘remaining material’ means, it stands for the materials remaining after the main cloth has be sewn and in most cases people use theirs to sew ‘gele’.
Before the world discovered sliced bread, Dana air hostesses must have been known for being very ‘yellow’, red lipstick and lacefront wig. Now every Nkechi, Aisha and Funmi is rocking a YAKI glued with UHO.
I was in Abuja for work, so I did loads of work and partied hard. I saw someone in Abuja. I mean someone very fine and she’s nothing like anything I’ve seen before. I don’t think she reads memoirs but I don’t want to risk it by talking about her but trust me to share if I ever meet her again.
Friday, November 12th 2010
I woke up very tired and hungry but couldn’t get anything to eat apart from the overprized biscuit in the hotel fridge.
Left Abuja for Lagos and on arrival I got a call…
Hidden Number: Where are you?
Nobs: Lagos. Just got in.
Hidden Number: Where are you heading to?
Nobs: The Palms
Hidden Number: I’ll be waiting for you there
Nobs: Cool beans
When I got to the Palms and I saw her, I knew that my weekend has been bought. She was in her car drinking and her first words to me was
Nobs, cancel all your engagement tonight…. ☺