Good morning fellow Nigerians here and far far away. There are some rules you need to know to read this memoirs but if you are a regular then, please carry go….
Friday, October 15th 2010
I waited in the car a bit wondering if I should go in or not. I thought about certain things that may go wrong. Like “What if I walk in to meet 16 girls on a table with 16 cameras?” or “Biola and Shirls waiting for me with Baseball bats” so I did what every smart guy would do – Take the risk.
I walked in and immediately I saw her chest, I knew she was the one.
Nobs: Hey, Gene.
Gene: Hey, handsome. Why are you looking behind you?
Nobs: Oh, I was looking for the person you called “ handsome”.
Gene: You are silly.
Nobs: You are not far from the truth…
Gene: I like your sense of humour.
Nobs: My father bought it for me.
Gene: Hmm, so what will you have cowboy?
Nobs: Before eating you or after?
Gene: Hmm, I see that someone is very direct but no, you ain’t having me tonight.
Nobs: I’ve your picture to play with so either way; I’m having you tonight.
Gene: Nobs, that’s disgusting.
Nobs: Interesting, you call me Nobs on our first date. I like
Gene: So are we eating or not? From the look of things you are totally not hungry.
We placed our order and at some point a friend of hers walked in and the lady called Gene stood up to go say hello. At this point, i had the privilege of seeing her ass which was a portion of Paloma’s ass divided into 16 cute parts.
You know that type of ass that would make them disqualify you as an usher in the church. She came back after a few minutes.
Nobs: So tell me, how did you meet Biola?
Gene: Ah ah na. Does that really matter?
Nobs: Yes, it does. It will determine how open I will be with you.
Gene: She’s my brother’s ex and we are very close.
Nobs: For real?
Whilst Chuks served us, we kept our convo clean.
Nobs: Hmmm, so gist me, what happened?
Gene: We were talking so I told her that I would do anything for a good head and she jokingly said, “I can lend you Nobs”.
Nobs: Errm, and Nobs is meant to jump on it just like that?
Gene: Not really but how good are you?
Nobs: Are you kidding me? So who’s next? Let me guess, your kid brother’s current girlfriend?
Gene: Nobs, it’s not like that. Your name slipped and she didn’t want to lie to me.
Nobs: It’s fine but then I feel like an over used vibrator being passed around in a 12 room brothel in Aguda.
Gene: Why Aguda?
Nobs: Its the only location my mind could reach…
Gene: Anyways, please forgive her.
Nobs: Tell Biola that I will head you only on one condition…
Gene: What’s the condition?
Nobs: Only if she’ll watch!
Gene: You are kidding me right?
Nobs: Nope. You made it sound like a business transaction, so I’m giving you the condition.
Gene: I wasn’t complaining and I hope you don’t change your mind.
Nobs: Ok, let me think about it. I mean, you don’t expect me to push my head down there when am only meeting you for the first time today especially as i can’t guarantee where you are coming from, which may be from your boyfriend’s house.
Gene: He’s not in town and he does not give head.
Nobs: He does not?
Nobs: Is he a vegetarian?
Gene: Hehehehe. No. He eats meat.
Nobs: Anyways, tell me more about you
The discussion went from school to work and then some other random things and we agreed to meet on Sunday night.
I really wanted to be pissed at Biola but I wasn’t sure if I really want to let Gene slip off my hands because she didn’t respect that agreed rule of engagement. “Never reveal our identity to anybody outside the two of us” It’s like a creed and we are all expected to abide by it.
I was home chilling when Uncle called me out for a night out at De marquee and Caliente
Saturday, October 16th 2010
It was supposed to be a stay-in Saturday to watch a few movies but a call from Oye for meeting at Ice Cream factory changed everything.
Meeting over and I stopped over at my friend’s hotel room for an evening of movies and things.
Sunday, October 17th 2010
You know this thing about waiting for a day and it finally comes? I waited and waited for this Sunday to come.
I can’t remember who made the rule but I have been told that whenever you are referred to as regards issues concerning your ability to satisfy, never make bad of such as opportunity.
First of all, I washed out all the coca cola and Ice cream by placing myself on water diet for 3 hours followed with Alomo bitters mixed with orange juice. I’m not ashamed to confess that I had to “down” such amount of Alomo bitters to enable me initiate Okafor’s law in Gene’s life.
Later on I joined birthday girl Miss Craig, Femi, Dara and Kunmbi.
Now back in my room, it was about 11.25pm when the message came in…
Gene: Nobs, we are downstairs?
Nobs: We? How did you know my house?
Gene: Biola is here.
Nobs: Hmmm, okay, come up
I quickly called Obinna aside to distract my sister from coming out of her room so that she does not see 2 babes going into my room at few minutes to midnight.
Biola: Hey, Nobs
Nobs: Hello traitor and Hey, Gene
Gene: I’m fine
Biola: Nobs, I’m so sorry. It won’t happen again
Nobs: It’s all good.
We sat down on the bed while we watched “Kings” and at some point I felt someone’s hands in my boxers under the duvet sheet. Instantly, I knew who it was, it was Biola. I stopped her half way, switched off the movie and started kissing Gene.
Biola watched and when she couldn’t take it any longer, she decided to speak up.
Biola: Nobs, are you serious about making me watch?
Nobs: It’s your punishment.
Biola: Ok ooo
Nobs: You can touch Gene but not me.
Biola: I’ll just watch
I undressed Biola and for some action I decided to tear her panties instead and Biola let out a small shout of “Oh my dayz”. I used style to run the test of ‘Smellonogy’ with my fingers and before she could recover from that I had Gene sitting on my mouth with her legs apart. Biola watched, touched and held herself back. There was no way I was going to complete Memoirs, so I slept off.
Monday, October 18th 2010
I walked into the bathroom to have my bath leaving the door closed but not locked.
3 minutes later, Biola walked in with no clothing on.
Mad night, Mad morning after.