Sadly for the 360Nobs website, they just hired their 1st registered Loony (Lunatic) writer. Why do I say sadly for the 360 nobs team?
You will come to understand what I mean in a bit, please read on.
I’ve always got crazy ideas dancing around in ma head and all I do is write them down, its ma only known therapy, its the only reason I don’t (act like ma Yankee counterparts according to the Hollywood Movies) start flinging mommas prized china & crockery across the room. I write ’bout all sorts of bollocks, just ask all my victims on ma twitter page www.twitter.com/N6Bitch pardon my french! Some nice and some naughty! Some are “on ship” but sadly for d 360Nobs team again most are “overboard”.
So what did I do?
I arranged an ice cream meeting with a young, beautiful and talented female journalist friend of mine (Tari ekiyor, you owe me money for Free Promo here o! lol), just act lyk u don’t know d babe I’m talking about and lets continue…(yes I do love ice cream, but unlike Nobs & his Ice cream Factory fetish, I also like Fan Yogo, Supreme Ice-cream, Fan Ice, Fan Choko..wink!, etc joorr ooh!) and we sat at Chocolate Royal and talked at length and d babe gave me a couple of contacts to reach out to and “sadly” enough Noble’s name popped up, I made a call, we had a couple of meetings, they read my work and d rest as they say is History, so here I am. Sadly!
Why is my column titled Bizness b4 Pleasure?
It’s my motto and slogan, it’s d statement that cured my life and gave it a “seeming-ness” of law and order; you see, I suffer what I call (MPIO Multiple Personalities In Order) that’s d only way I can explain d fact that I have like 15 different characters in my head, and each 1 has a tendency to jump out at any time and “do his thing” I can be nice and charming with a lady, then snap into ma Oscar the Grouch character where I fall into a mood swing and log out! Or, I can be blowing fone and den next second I go all Nna Men on ma peeps and tear ibo for a full one hour!
By now, i bet you’re getting a clearer picsho of what I’m talking about right?
SO WHO IS N-SIX?
I’M A SON, BROTHER, FRIEND, LOVER, ENTERTAINER, POET, LYRICIST, COOL-FM ON-AIR-PERSONALITY, ATHLETE, prospective BILLIONAIRE and all round fun guy.
Stay tuned to my column, sadly for the 360nobs team, they just signed their first psycho writer. I doff ma hat (yankee fitted really) and raise my glasses to them..cheers!