INTRODUCING: BIZNESS B4 PLEASURE by N6

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Sadly for the 360Nobs website, they just hired their 1st registered Loony (Lunatic) writer.  Why do I say sadly for the 360 nobs team?

You will come to understand what I mean in a bit, please read on.

I’ve always got crazy ideas dancing around in ma head and all I do is write them down, its ma only known therapy, its the only reason I don’t (act like ma Yankee counterparts according to the Hollywood Movies) start flinging mommas prized china & crockery across the room. I write ’bout all sorts of bollocks, just ask all my victims on ma twitter page www.twitter.com/N6Bitch pardon my french!  Some nice and some naughty!  Some are “on ship” but sadly for d 360Nobs team again most are “overboard”.

So what did I do?

I arranged an ice cream meeting with a young, beautiful and talented female journalist friend of mine (Tari ekiyor, you owe me money for Free Promo here o! lol), just act lyk u don’t know d babe I’m talking about and lets continue…(yes I do love ice cream, but unlike Nobs & his Ice cream Factory fetish, I also like Fan Yogo, Supreme Ice-cream, Fan Ice, Fan Choko..wink!, etc joorr ooh!) and we sat at Chocolate Royal and talked at length and d babe gave me a couple of contacts to reach out to and “sadly” enough Noble’s name popped up, I made a call, we had a couple of meetings, they read my work and d rest as they say is History, so here I am. Sadly!

Why is my column titled Bizness b4 Pleasure?

It’s my motto and slogan, it’s d statement that cured my life and gave it a “seeming-ness” of law and order; you see, I suffer what I call (MPIO Multiple Personalities In Order) that’s d only way I can explain d fact that I have like 15 different characters in my head, and each 1 has a tendency to jump out at any time and  “do his thing” I can be nice and charming with a lady, then snap into ma Oscar the Grouch character where I fall into a mood swing and log out! Or, I can be blowing fone and den next second I go all Nna Men on ma peeps and tear ibo for a full one hour!

By now, i bet you’re getting a clearer picsho of what I’m talking about right?

SO WHO IS N-SIX?

I’M A SON, BROTHER, FRIEND, LOVER, ENTERTAINER, POET, LYRICIST, COOL-FM ON-AIR-PERSONALITY, ATHLETE, prospective BILLIONAIRE  and all round fun guy.

Stay tuned to my column, sadly for the 360nobs team, they just signed their first psycho writer. I doff ma hat (yankee fitted really) and raise my glasses to them..cheers!

Sadly!

N6B$%&@

N6B$%&@

I'M A SON, BROTHER, FRIEND, LOVER, ENTERTAINER, POET, LYRICIST, COOL-FM ON-AIR-PERSONALITY, ATHLETE, prospective BILLIONAIRE and all round fun guy.

13 comments

  1. This column will be bullshit like your rantings on radio.nobs u no try at all! U have brought a reason to turn off the radio on your blog.

  2. Bukola that is a bit harsh. Let the “faker” try and prove himself.since he has failed so woefully on the radio,he just wants to start over might get it right here.yepa! Noble, we are watching o

  3. lol @Bukola….love yu too huni!
    lol @Vivian…love yu too huni!
    ps..kisses to both,of yu…u hate me soooo much dat u at least left a comment,luv yall seriously
    @Noble..i told ya!…..lol…

  4. Dis man! U’ve decided 2 bring ur madness 2 360 abi?! Twitter no do u sha?? Lol. Can’t wait 2 read more of ya stuff. Look out world, d dude “not from planet earth” is comin 2 git cha!

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