A note from THE EDITOR
This is to apologize profusely for posting this sooooo late as well as the other posts scheduled for today(Monday): Big Brother Africa Highlights, a post from Suzanne and Moments with Mo. I’ll have to blame a few things….Oluronbi: The Musical and Tuface’s concert as well as having a day job. Plus, Oyeakd also kinda begged not to post anything until he was done with his Top 50 songs over 50years countdown which you need to absolutely check out for some essential naija music history.
Now back to the reason you clicked on this link…
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I pulled my lappy wondering what to write about cos there’s really so much to tell. Yeah, I went to Abuja and I had a threesome but for some reason I decided to take it off last week’s memoirs.
I’m at a very confused stage in my life and I know that’s none of your business but Tiffany seems to be a bad idea. Believe me, she is.
Before I go ahead with the memoirs, I need you all to know that I just wrote this line at 02.40am and two things are responsible;
1. I went for Tuface’s concert and it ended at past 12midnight(I went with LYB)
2. I’m writing from Tiffany’s hotel room in Lekki Phase 1
Sunday, September 19th 2010
So, I was a lil confused as what to do when I got home, considering the fact that I did not want what happened between Biola and Slim to repeat itself. I decided to man it up. I thought maybe I should suggest a threesome to both. I wasn’t really bothered about Biola cos she does not really mind sharing me but I was scared that Shirls might not want Biola to know her real identity so I “pinged” Shirls…
Shirls: Hey Boo, what’s up?
Nobs: Are you already on your way?
Shirls: No, do you want to come and get me?
Nobs: No, something came to my mind.
Shirls: What ????
Nobs: How come we never thought about a threesome?
Shirls: Hmmm, seems someone is in a dirty mood.
Nobs: Maybe I should invite someone over tonight
Shirls: Nobs, who are you inviting over?
Nobs: Who do we invite?
Shirls: You came up with the idea, so you suggest.
Shirls: Have you been drinking? Nobs???
Nobs: Nope. She’s at mine.
Nobs: She didn’t tell she was coming.
Shirls: Nobs, call me when she’s gone and no, I’m not mad at you. I really don’t mind that I”m sharing d**k with her but a threesome with her would feel like eating with the same spoon and since I’m not so clear on the condition of her dentition, I’ll pass.
Nobs: Babes, I’m really sorry.
Shirls: Nobs, it’s fine. You are the one missing out. I really planned to stop you from going to work tomorrow.
Nobs: I’m really soweeee
Shirls: Babes, I’ll just sleep off the agro.
I got home and I was informed that Biola was smoking the on the balcony. I walked over and said hi
Nobs: Hey, Bee
Biola: Hey, Cute thing
Nobs: So, what’s up?
Biola: I’m good.
Nobs: Are you just wearing a T-shirt?
Biola: With nothing under…
Nobs: But my sister is in
Biola: Is she not in her room?
Nobs: I need to go change
Biola: Nope. You are so changing here. Lock the kitchen door.
Nobs: Are you saying what I’m thinking?
Biola: Nobs, I’ve been drinking and right now I’m so horny, i need my property inside of me now.
I walked over to the door and locked it from the inside.
Nobs: So, what now?
Nobs: Okay ma, but my neighbours are sha around.
Biola: I’ll try not to scream. A lot.
Nobs: (now naked) What now ma?
Biola: Come to me!!!
The kissing started and all that in few minutes Biola was bent over on the balcony with her hands on the rail and me behind.
I can’t remember everything we said to each other but I can remember her saying
“Nobs, I don’t care about who you’ll finally marry but if you bring her into this house, tell her that I beat her to ‘it’. ‘It’ being having sex with you at all the corners of this house. I think we should also use your sister’s bed one of these days.”
By the way @Biola, (If you are reading this), my sister just read this and we may have lost that corner of the house.
Monday, September 20th 2010
Work was a female dog and thanks to Biola, I couldn’t really do much at work. (Chei, every time she comes around na use she go use me die, i no complain sha, execersing my muscles is very important since going to the gym is out of the question).
I got to the Island and decided to stop over at Ice Cream factory for some of that good Isshh. I hate to admit this but I think if a fat girl with lace front wig offers me Ice cream, she may get to lay me. Yes, I’m that cheap. Anythig for Ice Cream.
I was still enjoying my Ice Cream when she walked in…Yes, LYB walked into Ice Cream factory.
Guys, it’s 3.20am and I’ve got work today. Lying on the bed naked is Tiffany and it’s raining now. I need to summarize something that we’ve already started.
I’ll conclude this on Wednesday, No FAIL. If i do, pls shoot me on Twitter.
Things to note: LYB = Lady in yellow Bikini (check abuja pre slu…shh/play pool party).