MEMOIRS OF A SLU…shhKID: WK18

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I’ve always wondered what real love was but immediately I started writing this, I realized that I love every single person that comes through every Monday to read Memoirs of a SLU…shhkid. Thank you for your visits and comments. We are where we are today just because you love us.  I’m home and very tired from SLU…shh and my back hurts. I hope this comes out great. 

Tuesday, September 7th 2010

Dear diary,

I met someone new and she’s totally FABulous. We met on twitter and against my rule of “not talking out of Twitter” we did. It all started one day when she requested that I follow her so she could DM me some information, and before we knew it, we started communicating via DM only.

Tiffany is based in London and She’s hawt – according to her Avatar.

8.39pm – Meeting Tiffany
While chilling at Ice cream factory, I saw a tweet about her being in the country and DMed her instantly.

Nobs: Yo, are you in town?

Tiffany: Yes but I’m tired.

Nobs: Oh cool. I’m at Ice cream factory.

Tiffany: Okay. Send me the address and I’ll come over.

Nobs: Great.

Tiffany came over and we spent time getting to know each other in my car. Talking about life in the UK, job, family and friends. We talked until past 12midnight. I dropped her off and went home thinking of her.


Thursday, September 9th 2010

Dear Diary,

I kissed Tiffany and she told me about her relationship. She has GOT a man!

Dear All,
I’ve decided to do something different this week cos I’m feeling ill right about now, can’t continue but here’s what I’ll do….I’ll post ‘Memoirs Special’ on Wednesday.  Here is a list of what to expect…

1.    I kissed Tiffany and we decided to unfollow each other so that we can communicate on our own timeline.

2.    Ada showed a different side of her.

3.    An Hausa girl with big ass and the things she can do.

4.    Threesome in Abuja.

5.    Okuko Igbo as strippers.

6.    Pool party.

7.    SLU…shh.

8.    Alcohol is a bastard.

I can’t possibly write about all these happenings in one night whilst feeling this way.

Are you fine with “Memoirs Special”? I’m sorry but YOU deserve to know EVERYTHING in its entirety. Let’s do this for Wednesday.

Noble Igwe

Noble Igwe

Nobs is a SLU…shh trust fund kid who works just to exercise his body and mind. He’s “Unruly” but as calm as the “ABE” boys. Referred to as FYI (Fly, Young and Igbo) by his friends, Nobs says iT tHe wAy iT iS. Follow him on Twitter @nobsdaslushhkid Enough of the English language……..My name is Noble Igwe,go figure!

46 comments

  1. Ooo oooh, missed outta d fun, now I gotta miss out of d memoirs??? Better be fully recovered for wednesday, or I’ll be forced to write my own memoirs instead

  2. Ok Noble 🙁 ….. But hope u won’t forget all the details 🙁 *now approaching the office with a sad face* ….. Get well soon 🙂

  3. Arrgghhh r u shittin me?!? This is a lovehate thing! Get well soon bt if wed dsnt trn out to b xcitin with all ur hype eh…,

  4. Hey dude! Get well soon. Av always been one of your fans bt love being in d background to observe from afar. I loooove jist/amebo n to think your memoirs give me d iish!!!!! Pls get well soon cnt wait to see how ada turned out n hw your ABE party went. Let your wednesday b wednesday!!!

  5. awwwww….sori dear…get well soon….wednesday the,…hmmm…..Ada’s gist…cant wait…..in 48 hrs……take care of yourself…

  6. Awwww! Get well soon. Was really luking 4wd 2 dis week’s episode. Can’t wait till Wednesday,especially ada’s part. Speedy recovery.

  7. my guy,spent d whole weekend waiting for dis,was too busy on monday……….only for me to get dis…….u dey look for wahala o,wed go come……sha get well soon.

  8. Awwww 🙁 get well soon, I thought I missed the whole info, since I’m just coming here on tuesday. Well sha, I hope its there by the time I get to work tommorrow morning. I can’t wait to hear the “total package”

  9. I don’t get how a short, ugly, rude, and way too cocky dude for no damn reason like Nobs gets play. I pity the women who have f*cked him. What is Nigeria coming too, o? *shudders*

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